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| NOTE: The Electric Butt Warmer is our own original idea. It IS a real invention. We are not making any money off of it, what so ever. Stealing is a sin! Do NOT steal our idea and claim it as your own! Feel free to build one yourself, but please remember to give us credit. Thank you and enjoy! |
| (A TV Model walks in a studio bathroom) Model: (Sits down and shrieks) AHHHHH! Narrator: Sound familiar? Porclain toilet seats can get so cold, they can literally scare the pants back on you. But thanks to modern technology, all that is about to change. Drumroll, please! (Brmmmmmmmmmmmmm!) Narrator: Behold ... the Electric Butt Warmer! A toilet pad with a tube inside that goes red hot to keep your butt extra warm! Model: Say goodbye to stone-cold toilet seats and ice-cube buttocks! With this Electric Butt Warmer, your reaction will be different each time you sit down on your toilet. (Model demonstrates by sitting down) Model: (In total bliss) Ahhhhhhhh......... Narrator: The Electric Butt Warmer comes with a thermometer so you can set the temperature for how hot you want it to be. But beware - keep out of children's reach! If you don't, then they will most likely pull pranks on you by setting it too hot! (Kid plays around with thermometer; Footsteps approach; Kid runs off) Model: (Sits down and shrieks) YEOUCH!!!! (Kid laughs with an evil smirk) Narrorator: To turn the Butt Warmer on, use the lightswitch closest to your toilet. But don't forget to plug it in! So forget about using fireplaces and home-made blankets when you have your nice expensive - I MEAN nice electric - Butt Warmer! Model: I always use my Electric Butt Warmer! Especially in the winter so my butt can feel hot 'n toasty. Narrator: Buy your own Electric Butt Warmer today! Now available in superstores worldwide! Hurry while it's still on sale for just $550! What a deal! Red tube and pad sold seperately, same price each. |
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