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THE SKITS
Alanis: The Lost Empire
Anti-Miss Cleo
Baby, by Whitney Houston
Bond: The New CD
Fat Fast
Gap Jeans
Jamie & Jessie
Jamie & Jessie II
Jamie & Jessie III
Macca-Roni & Cheese
Nicolette: Cigarette Medicine
Southwest Airlines
The 1998 Diva's Live Concert
The Divas Are Back
The Electric Butt Warmer
Xena: The Series Finale

SONG PARODIES
Farting Onto You
Fat
I Need
I Swear
Shaving Cream?
Sneeze

OTHER JUNK
Previous Layouts
Spotted on Church Bulletins
Who are we?
Links We Love
Link to Us!
(Kid sits down and pouts)

Background Singing:
I've got the blues ... for Macca-Roni & Cheese!

Dad: (Cooking) Kids got it bad for the cheesiest, yummiest macaroni. But NOW, we've got a whole new way for kids to enjoy their meals, with the new ... Macca-Roni & Cheese! In honor of famous ex-Beatle, Sir Paul McCartney.

(Close on: The Macca-Roni & Cheese box)

Dad: (Sets bowl on table) Here you go, son!

Kid: YAY!

(Close on: The Macca-Roni & Cheese noodles)

Dad: It comes in FOUR different shapes! Paul as a kid, Paul as a Beatle, and Paul McCartney today! Paul's bass is also included. See if you can find all four shapes! Other Beatles not included.

Kid: Daddy, daddy, I found all four shapes!

Dad: Find someone who cares.

Background Voice: Sponsered by the Back in the U.S. Tour. Tickets on sale now!

Sir Paul: (Singing at piano) I've got the blu-u-u-ues... (winks at camera)

Background Voice:
In stores everywhere. Even other celebrities are buying it!

(Cut to Mick Jagger and Keith Richards in hysterics in a shopping aisle)

Keith: What a loser!

Mick: (Looks up) Actually, that looks pretty good...

Sir Paul: (At camera) Buy it today! (Scoops into mouth)
::HOME::
"The long and winding road ... that leads to your bowl!"
From Cutest to Tastiest!
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Note: Macca-Roni & Cheese is not a real Kraft product.
All images © Jamie & Jessie - steal them and your suffering will be legendary
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