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| NOTE: We are NOT bashing fat people! Neither are we suggesting that Merideth Brooks is disgustingly overweight. It's just a joke, and we certanly don't mean to offend anybody. So please don't overreact! Parody of: B*tch As performed by: Meredith Brooks READ THE SEQUEL, I NEED! |
| I ate the world today It's not good for me, I know but I can't change I tried to tell you But you look at me like, "Ew!" I’m Calista underneath Hungry all the time Models make me cry I am not relieved to see the skinny side I can understand how you'd be so confused I don't envy you I'm a little bit of everyone-- All rolled into one! (Chorus) I am FAT! I am flabby I’m a pig, call me "Fatty” I don’t need Jenny Craig unless they’ll give me cake! I am gross completely! So listen to me folks, I know I wouldn’t want me any other way! So take me as I am This may mean you'll have to be a larger man Rest assured that when I start to make you nauseous And it's going to extremes Tomorrow, I won't change And my weight won't mean a thing! (Chorus) I am FAT! I am flabby I’m a pig, call me "Fatty” I don’t need Jenny Craig unless they’ll give me cake! I am gross completely! So listen to me folks, I know I wouldn’t want me any other way! Just when you think, a weight plan's working out The scale's already breaking I think it's cool, I know what to do Don't try to save me! (Chorus) I am FAT! I am flabby I’m a pig, call me "Fatty” I don’t need Jenny Craig unless they’ll give me cake! I am gross completely! So listen to me folks, I know I wouldn’t want me any other way! (2nd Chorus) Yeah, I am FAT! I’m a mountain, I am HUGE! I put butter in my soup! I don’t need Weight Watchers when I have all this blubber! I’m filled up with Jack Cheese Can't say I'm not obese! I know I wouldn’t want me any other way... |
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