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| Note: You know how kids always think that farts are so funny? Well, we started writing this song parody when we were 12, so don't be suprised if it's a little cheesy (Who cut the cheese?). Parody of: Falling Into You As performed by: Celine Dion |
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| And in my gut I feel pressures of gas I feel it coming out of me fast As I'm standing by a stranger's car I hear a voice say: "Did she just fart?" (Chorus) I'm farting onto you And then you said: "Ew!" But it feels so good... Farting onto you... I was afraid to let it come out But now I have learned: Farts can't be made in doubt The walls begin to tumble down Whenever I make that ripping sound (Chorus) I'm farting onto you And then you said: "Ew!" But it feels so good... Farting onto you... (2nd Chorus) Farting like a freak Farting evermore Finding gas relief Farting where you are (Bridge) I'll fart, until you drop! I'll fart, I'll never stop! (Saxaphone solo) So close the door And let me fart more And while you scream... I won't hear you! (Chorus) 'Cause I'm farting onto you And then you said: "Ew!" But it feels so good... Farting onto you! (2nd Chorus) Farting like a freak Farting evermore, OH! Find the Gas Relief Farting where you are... Farting onto you... (x3) |
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