Employee: (Rambles on and on) This woman is INSANE! I know she's a regular here at Pavement Pizza, but that doesn't mean she can put me on hold for 15 MINUTES while asking everyone in the room what they want on their pizza! While I, the overworked and underpaid cook, had 5 other people on the line - all because she's too stupid to decide before calling! And guess what she ordered? CHEESE! Can you believe that?! After 15 minutes, she can only come up with cheese! I was so mad, I gave her enough cheese for her whole party to choke on! Hopefully she'll learn--
(Co-worker points to the Pick-up Counter)
(Employee turns around and sees the customer glaring on the other side of the counter)
Employee: Oh. (Hands pizza box) That's $6.99, ma'am.
Narrorator: Wanna get away? Welcome to Southwest Airlines.
Manager: (To employee) Can I have a word with you, please?
(Airplane flies by)
Narrorator: You are now able to move out of the country. |
