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| Parody of: Where Have All the Cowboys Gone? As performed by: Paula Cole |
| Oh! You were asking at the '98 Grammies: "Why doesn't Paula Cole ever shave?" You stole it off my front porch, my only can of shaving cream and my glass of cold lemonade I will shave my armpits If you hand me the shaving cream (Chorus) Where is my razor blade? Where is my shaving cream? This ain't no happy ending! Where has all the shaving cream gone? Oh! I looked in the evening I looked behind the TV while I was getting something to eat! Oh, and now my back hurts from looking on the tractor Can I look in your coffee, my sweet? I will shave my armpits If you hand me the shaving cream (Chorus) Where is my razor blade? Where is my shaving cream? This ain't not happy ending! Where has all the shaving cream gone? (Bridge) I am holding my new razor blade But you don’t, but you don’t give me the shaving cream OHHHHHHH! Say your goodbyes (x3) I looked all around the chevy Where we left our other baby And I looked for it in Tennesee I looked around the farm And I looked around the bar Almost every single day of the week I will shave my armpits If you hand me the shaving cream (Chorus) Where is my razor blade? Where is my shaving cream? This ain't no happy ending! Where has all the shaving cream gone? I have seen the razor blade But I still cannot shave Without the shaving cream Where has all the shaving cream gone? Yippee yaw, yippee yay Yippee yaw, yippee yeah, yeah, yeah... |
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