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| SLUT SPREE IN SYDNEY SUBURBIA !! Streamer the Beagle from 2RRR has again placated The Sluts by giving them some (what they consider) long overdue Sydney attention and releasing them on her 1am show "Streamer Never Sleeps". Streamer follows Bowling Club Sluts with a singalong to This Song Has Only Got One Note advising the audience that if the words were beyond them - at least the tune was easy to catch! WARD "C" heartily thank Streamer for her contribution - but, although their behaviour in general has shown some improvement, The Sluts continue to refuse to yield The Sign ... |
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| WARD "C" penetrate The Post's TE section !! |
| WARD "C" receive a communication in their databank: THE WISE ONES decree that JADE LAZAREVIC from THE POST in Newcastle is hereby and forthwith awarded a HIGH DICSTINCTION for: DISCERNING PRESS CONTENT |
| Friday July 25, Y2K + 3 |
| MALETRON X LATEST ... As previously reported, MATRON X is unable to be present at the Research Semen-ahhh this weekend due to the grossly inconsiderate activities of The Sluts. Although THE WISE ONES were successful in their endeavours to recruit the magnificent MALETRON X from Planet Sanatorius, galactic conditions will not be suitable for interplanetary transfer until tomorrow afternoon, leaving little time for Pre-Semen-ahhh (dis)orientation. WARD "C" apologise in advance to Semen-ahhh patrons for any experimentation or procedures that may go awry. |
| Saturday July 26, Y2K + 3 |
| STAR SEMEN-AHHH Streamer the Beagle arrives at the Research Semen-ahhh bearing a smorgasbord of ginger delights for the hungry Sanatorians. The showpiece however is a kennel-made ginger and DATE cake. NURSE NASTY predictably displays a persistent date preoccupation. The now re-transferred MALETRON X was an outstanding replacement for the absent MATRON X and we hope he can return to Planet Earth again if required. In a performance shortened by THE WISE ONES the Sanatorians presented: Vaseline Dream The Crystal Mat cybersex_69 Her Royale Thighness Bowling Club Sluts |
| Monday July 28, Y2K + 3 |
| Craig Latham plays The Metro Gnome on his 2MCE FM program "Nothing Happening" which transmits from the university campus at Bathurst. |
| Tuesday July 29, Y2K + 3 |
| WARD "C" infiltrate the NSW south coast! John Lacey plays If I Had a Sackful of Cats I'd See You in San Francisco on his 2UUU FM program "Whatever You Want" which airs between 4:00 and 6:00pm from Nowra. 2UUU FM transmits @ 104.5 MHz. |
| Wednesday July 30, Y2K + 3 |
| WARD "C" live review in UTURN Kirri Liepins gives a fascinating account of the June 14 ARSE in this weeks edition (#34) of UTURN streetpress. Check out the beautifully scanned article by clicking HERE! |
| Jenny Milich plays This Song Has Only Got One Note on her weekly 2REM FM program "Oz Box" which transmits from Albury-Wodonga on the NSW - Victorian border from 8:00 - 10:00 pm. |
| Wednesday July 23, Y2K + 3 |
| Thursday July 24, Y2K + 3 |
| update action on 2RRR! In a blast from the past, Streamer The Beagle plays two tracks from update on her 2RRR FM program "Streamer Never Sleeps" which airs between 1:00 and 3:00am. Those lucky individuals who are tuned into 88.5 MHz in Sydney are treated to Vaseline Dream and Her Royale Thighness. |
| WARD "C" receive a communication in their databank: THE WISE ONES decree that KIRRI LIEPINS from UTURN in Newcastle is hereby and forthwith awarded a HIGH DICSTINCTION for: OUTSTANDING LIVE REVIEW in a STREETPRESS PUBLICATION |
| Thursday July 31, Y2K + 3 |
| This Song Has Only Got One Note is played on the 2NUR FM 103.7 program "Sound Source" which transmits from 8:00 - 11:00 pm. |
| Monday August 18, Y2K + 3 |
| Friday August 15, Y2K + 3 |
| Wednesday August 13, Y2K + 3 |
| Monday August 11, Y2K + 3 |
| NEWCASTLE MUSIC WEEK INVITATION In some most exciting news, WARD "C" have been honourd by being asked to play at the launch of the very first Newcastle Music Week. Several prominent local bands are also playing, the details of which will be made available as they cum to hand. visit the NMW website HERE |
| Friday August 8, Y2K + 3 |
| Wednesday August 6, Y2K + 3 |
| Tuesday August 5, Y2K + 3 |
| MORE SUBURBAN SLUT ACTION! Streamer the Beagle from 2RRR FM 88.5 again plays Bowling Club Sluts on her 1am show "Streamer Never Sleeps". The Ladies start their mischief at the Gladesville studio, steadily spreading their seminal triumph through all vunerable auditory orifices. |
| SLUTS OUT IN NEWIE! Kim Honan plays Bowling Club Sluts on her 2NUR FM program "Sound Source". |
| AMRAP NEWS THE WISE ONES instruct DOCTOR APOLLO to investigate the AMRAP website, as a HIGH DICSTINCTION performance is on display. The databank monitor reveals the following: STREAMER THE BEAGLE, 2RRR FM, Gladesville: Fourth Cumming listed @ #1 in her 'recommended listening' section for July. visit THE AMRAP WEBSITE now! |
| Fourth Cumming review in The BRAG Kevin Bull givespresents his thoughts on the Fourth Cumming EP in this weeks edition (#16) of The BRAG streetpress. Check out the beautifully scanned article by clicking HERE! |
| SEMEN-AHHH ANNOUNCED! THE WISE ONES have been reviewing progress on Experiment Omega-5 and it has been decided that WARD "C"s next official appearance will be at the delightful LUCKY COUNTRY CLINIC on Saturday October 18. This will be the first Research Semen-ahhh at the Lucky Country Clinic since March and will also be a part of the very first BIG FIASCO. 8:00pm - 1:00am THE BIG FIASCO LUCKY COUNTRY HOTEL WARD "C" The Drift The Cunning Stunts The Funky Farmer |
| RESEARCH SEMEN-AHHH announced |
| Jenny Milich plays The Crystal Mat on her weekly 2REM FM program "Oz Box" which transmits from Albury-Wodonga on the NSW - Victorian border from 8:00 - 10:00 pm. |
| Thursday August 21, Y2K + 3 |
| 2RRR double play SLUT ACTIVITY Streamer the Beagle plays Vaseline Dream and then Bowling Club Sluts on her weekly 2RRR FM program "Streamer Never Sleeps" which transmits from Gladesville in Sydney from 1:00 - 3:00 am. Streamer saves WARD "C" for last. The Sluts have now been released by Streamer in Sydney at ALL HOURS three times in the space of a month. THE WISE ONES approve of all this early morning activity allowed to the ladies while their Sanatorian researchers toil hard at their craft ... |
| Wednesday August 20, Y2K + 3 |
| Kieran Wicks plays This Song Has Only Got One Note on the 2NUR FM 103.7 program "Sound Source" which transmits from 8:00 - 11:00 pm. |
| Monday August 25, Y2K + 3 |
| STREAMER THE BEAGLE's BIRTHDAY !!! Streamer The Beagle, favourite Space Hound of WARD "C" and host of 2RRR's "Streamer Never Sleeps", celebrates the successful survival of yet another planetary revolution. WARD "C" are unsure on how many occasions this celebration has previously occurred, but NURSE NASTY has promised to investigate Streamer's dentition next time they have PHYSICAL CONTACT and extrapolate the DATE from there ... |
| Thursday August 28, Y2K + 3 |
| NEW URL ANNOUNCED Evil Electron Extremists have apparently saboutaged the isfabulous.com domain. THE WISE ONES have suggested that WARD "C" should move their affairs away from this tainted region entirely, and locate to a more locally based musician friendly host. live.com.au was selected based on their superior service to the Australian online music community and lack of URL complexity. THE NEW WARD "C" URL is: http://wardc.live.com.au |
| Sunday August 31, Y2K + 3 |
| NEW WEBSITE ADDRESS |
| WARD "C" receive a communication in their databank: THE WISE ONES decree that KEVIN BULL from THE BRAG in Gosford is hereby and forthwith awarded a HIGH DICSTINCTION for: OUTSTANDING CD REVIEW in a STREETPRESS PUBLICATION |
| and that STREAMER THE BEAGLE from 2RRR in Gladesville is hereby and forthwith awarded HIGH DICSTINCTIONs for: LISTING WARD "C" on the AMRAP WEBSITE and SLUT ENUNCIATION and TRANSMISSION |
| Saturday August 23, Y2K + 3 |
