| Faster
than a speeding modem....
More
powerful than a Pentium processor.....
Able
to delete foul postings in a single stroke....
It's
... Moderator104 !!
By
day he is known as a mild-mannered participant of Hourglass2 Outpost,
but at night he dons his "mask of anonymity" and roams the
cyberstreets of H2O, defending the cause of Truth, free speech, and
the FPP way. He and his associates in the League Of Moderators protect
our fair forum from the forces of flame wars and rudeness. Armed with
the amazing power of anonymity, some witnesses claim he can even
become completely invisible....but only when no one is looking. In his
right hand he holds the keys of the moderator tools, which he uses to
cast offending messages to the deletion bin, and there is where the
weeping and the gnashing of their teeth shall be.
Many
rumours abound as to the identity of Moderator104. Some claim he is a
multibillionaire techno-wizard. Some claim he is an international
super-spy. Some claim he is a time-traveler from the far future. Some
claim he is a visitor from another planet. Others claim he is a member
of the Governing Body. I will neither verify nor deny these
assertions.
....I
must go....the red light on my modem is flashing! My services are
needed! Off to the forum!!.... |
