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Volume 3  Number 1 All Alien News, All The Time Winter 2003

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Special to the Winter Issue
  • New Look with New Volume

  • Warnings

    • Aliens vs Earth

      • Alien Assasins & Alien Hunters
      • Alien Cross-Breeding
      • Alien Humanoids
      • Threating Aliens

Top Stories In Brief

Aliens Vs Extraterrestrials

EARTH—An organization known as Resident Aliens Against Aliens (RAAA) objects to the use of the word "alien" for "extraterrestrials". The RAAA are humans who claim to be legal resident aliens in the USA. RAAA is attempting to educate humans to use the proper terminology for visitors from other worlds.
   Language experts agree that the multiple uses for the word "alien" can at times be confusing but that humans will use what ever word or term they are comfortable with using in speech or writing no matter how much re-education is provided.
   None of the known "extra- terrestrial" groups visiting or residing on Earth provided any comment on this subject.

Alien Lizards Made Their Move Christmas Day

EARTH—Due to the closure of many government agencies all over the planet, the reptilian agenda was put into play. Visiting relatives from all over the world were replaced by Alien Lizards. While at first the Agenda was to replace figure heads and politicans of Earth, they have taken a step further to replace everyday people. Due to the distruptions to many humans' daily schedules during the holiday time, they become an easy target for replacement with very little notice by relatives.
   There have been questions as to why the alien lizards would replace humans and plan to enslave the few remaining humans instead of enslaving the entire human race all at once. The answer is simple. The extraterrestrial reptiles are evil. When they tire of playing with the humans, the entire planet known as Earth will be under the lizard tail.

Alien Abductions & Sightings
May Be Questionable


EARTH—The human need for attention may have led to numerous false sightings and abductions. This has led to false positives in many extraterrestrial studies of Earth and its inhabitants. Further studies has been halted.


Featured Pictures


Earth's Richat Structure
Alien-Made Hole Found On Earth



Mad Kow
Mad Cows the result of Alien Tampering



Lunar Rilles
Extraterrestrial Landing Strips
Found on the Moon



An Close Encounter?
Aliens arrive on Earth to study
Methylidynetrihydridotrirheuthenium
Carbonyl Clusters



Alien Implant #1Alien Implant #2
Alien Implants are the cause
of the Evil Hand Syndrome


Featured Sites
Question: Should I baptize
my alien hybrid children?

Some humans are puzzled by human ideologies when faced with the demonstrable fact of alien interbreeding.
[Answered by the AAER.]

Cattle Mutilation
Phenomena And HIV

"Since ETs are related to cattle mutilations, and cattle mutilations are related to HIV, then ETs are related to HIV."

Humanity For (alien) Dummies
Probably NOT the best source material for Extraterrestrials visiting Earth.

MetroGnomes
"The questions have never been answered, but since then, scientists have developed one plausible explanation : the MetroGnomes have arrived."

:: The Origin of Writing ::
AN INTELLIGENT SPECIES
OF REPTILE

NOT even aliens could decipher the logic used in these pages.

Elvis and The EVIL Alien Conspiracy
Could there be any better proof that the King of Rock and Aliens were in cahoots?

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