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Volume 3 Number 1
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All Alien News, All The Time
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Winter 2003
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On Nov 17, 2002, an anonymous visitor to OSSLR Alien News provided the incredibly well-written and well-thought-out constructive criticism ::
"i need better imformation!!!!!!"
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Sept 25, 2002 :: "RE: your recent updates. There is much to consider there. Your site is perhaps the most comprehensive, scholarly digest of recent UFO and Alien phenomena available on the Internet. It certainly should be required reading for all the non-believing nutcases and crackpots at NASA and JPL who constantly barrage the public with misleading and unconvincing explanations of reliable and verifiable UFO/Alien sightings, interactions, and abductions as swamp gas, delerium tremens, or the result of eating too many baked beans." - Uncle Coyote, Ruler of CoyotePlanet *
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Welcome to the OSSLR's Home for Alien News
The OSSLR provides Alien News from across the Internet
and the Universe for aliens & humans.
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Find all your Alien News needs here:
Home - This Page: Top Stories in Brief. Featured Pictures. Featured Sites.
Alien Net News - Keeping you, the online alien public, informed about aliens, alien activities, and feeble attempts by humans to find aliens.
Alien Celebrities - Special Reports About Alien Celebrities: either real celebrities who are aliens or having alien babies or alien celebrities from other worlds...
Alien Warnings - Stuff humans should know about aliens before going into battle with them.
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- New Look with New Volume
- Warnings
- Aliens vs Earth
- Alien Assasins & Alien Hunters
- Alien Cross-Breeding
- Alien Humanoids
- Threating Aliens
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| Top Stories In Brief
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Aliens Vs Extraterrestrials
EARTH—An organization known as Resident Aliens Against Aliens (RAAA) objects to the use of the word "alien" for "extraterrestrials". The RAAA are humans who claim to be legal resident aliens in the USA. RAAA is attempting to educate humans to use the proper terminology for visitors from other worlds.
Language experts agree that the multiple uses for the word "alien" can at times be confusing but that humans will use what ever word or term they are comfortable with using in speech or writing no matter how much re-education is provided.
None of the known "extra-
terrestrial" groups visiting or residing on Earth provided any comment on this subject.
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Alien Lizards Made Their Move Christmas Day
EARTH—Due to the closure of many government agencies all over the planet, the reptilian agenda was put into play. Visiting relatives from all over the world were replaced by Alien Lizards. While at first the Agenda was to replace figure heads and politicans of Earth, they have taken a step further to replace everyday people. Due to the distruptions to many humans' daily schedules during the holiday time, they become an easy target for replacement with very little notice by relatives.
There have been questions as to why the alien lizards would replace humans and plan to enslave the few remaining humans instead of enslaving the entire human race all at once. The answer is simple. The extraterrestrial reptiles are evil. When they tire of playing with the humans, the entire planet known as Earth will be under the lizard tail.
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Alien Abductions & Sightings
May Be Questionable
EARTH—The human need for attention may have led to numerous false sightings and abductions. This has led to false positives in many extraterrestrial studies of Earth and its inhabitants. Further studies has been halted.
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