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Volume 3  Number 3 All Alien News, All The Time Fall 2003

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Home - On This Page: Top Stories in Brief. Featured Pictures.  Featured Sites.  This Issue.

Alien Net News - Keeping you, the online alien public, informed about aliens, alien activities, and feeble attempts by humans to find aliens.

Alien Celebrities - Special Reports About Alien Celebrities: either real celebrities who are aliens or having alien babies or alien celebrities from other worlds...

Alien Warnings - Stuff humans should know about aliens before going into battle with them.

Aliens Vs. Earth - Articles about Alien Plans for Earth, and Earth's attempts to thwart those plans.

Special to the Fall Issue

Top Stories In Brief

Alien Smuggling & the Sex Trade

ALPHA CENTARI—A temperate race of cloistered aliens have made complaints to certain intergalactic organizations regarding the sudden kidnapping of their breeders by an unknown aggressive race of aliens. Apparently the breeders have been showing up on Earth as love slaves. Authorities say that the breeders are big business but they will catch slave traders and return the aliens to the proper planet.

Aliens Declined Health Care

EARTH—Extraterrestrials visiting or living on Earth are finding it harder and harder to seek care for their health due to all the UFO Witch Hunts, the Patriot Act, and the bias of Earthlings.
   The Inter-Galactic Commitees are looking to some good medical trained space creatures to run seedy, back alley, Alien Clinics on the humans' planet to keep at least the Alien Assassins alive and more importantly well.

Aliens Influencing Politics

ARNOLD BACKED FOR GOVERNOR'S OFFICE BY ALIEN!
One example of alien influence!

EARTH—Shalar, Captain of the Red Tramp Freighter, is warning Earth about the alien influence of their politics and government. She reports, "Not only are the aliens causing problems for earthlings with their influence of their laws, the most devastating effect is on the interstellar trade within the Milkyway Galaxy."
    The best outcome from alien influence in politics is Arnie’s win for Governer of California during the Recall Election. Shalar comments, "How else could he have won? We know from his many Hollywood movies that Schwarzenegger is friends with many alien races."
    The aliens plan to monopolize many earth industries via politics while hiding under a veil news stories on gas price hikes and showbiz star weddings. This monopolization has already caused the decline of much space trade within the past half Earth century.

Alien Virus Infection Plot

EARTH—The head of the American Turkey Federation exposes the conspiracy of the alien virus infection plot to take over the United States of America on Thanksgiving. She claims, "Only the vegans will survive." She urges all people contemplating eating turkey to change their eating habits immediately. The virus will kill some, enslave others, and become alien breeding incubators. This is dangerous stuff for earthlings and aliens alike.
   It is said that this Virus Plot was developed by the Greys in order to quickly remove the any conflict with the local population on earth and then terraform the planet. Unfortunately, there is no proof of this and it is more likely that the Nordics appearance of peacefulness is just a cover and are the real culprits.
   All is being done to protect to food and turkeys before Thanksgiving. The poultry yummy-ness will be safe to eat by the November holiday.


Featured Pictures
Alien Assassin Training
On Other Worlds

Tiger Alien
An Alien Runs Amuck

A lone alien, out of ammo, runs through the desert from unseen human attackers with sticks and stones.

Wendy Richards Sketches
An Alien out for a Hunt

Grog searches for good food, good battles, and the lone astronaut out for a stroll.

Predator vs Alien
Aliens Fighting Aliens

What is the Universe Coming to?

Alien Ponders
An Alien Ponders Its Next Battle

Planning an Alien Battle can be taxing.

Alien Queen
The Alien Queen

Exploring her newly conquered planet.

Alien Infection
Aliens Infection Assassins

They're coming to earth!

Featured Sites
Alien Hunter Organization
Humans chasing down the 'truth'!

Alien Chaser & Alien Hunter
Military's top extraterrestrial experts!

Interview with the Alien Hunter
Find out how an Alien Hunter hunts.

Alien hunter breaks record (BBC)
The Hunter may be lurking
on your computer right now.

The Alien Hunter is in Town
A poetic warning to all aliens.

Black Sea Battle
Amazing! Alien jellyfish blasts Black Sea fish.

They Make No Sound
Extraterrestrial vehicles & their chemtrails.

Crab Blood Can Be Alien Hunter
Alien Hunting Scientists use unconventional methods
to sniff out extraterrestrials.

The Alien Hunter Returns [PDF file]
Alien Hunting Researchers announce their findings about all forms of aliens, monsters, and mysteries on Earth.

The Starseed Quiz
The following quiz will help identify how well prepared you are for the Quest. See if evolution has prepared you for your trip to the 5th world.

The UFO Alien Battle of Los Angeles
A report regarding the mass sighting of a large flying disc in the Los Angeles area in February 25th, 1942.

Alien Technology
Turn off your radio!

The Alien Influence & UFO Fabrics
Roswell isn't a safe place anymore.

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