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Volume 3 Number 3
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All Alien News, All The Time
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Fall 2003
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Internet sites are subject to disappearing at anytime. Let us know about dead links. Thanks.
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Please try and ignore all the idle brained errors of an alien nature, especially the spelling, grammar, and syntax errors that seem to be provided in abundance.
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If you find any cool alien news, links, or info, then please submit your findings via the webform above or via email. Thank you.
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On Oct 28, 2003, an alien watcher contributed this particularly fascinating account :: "I heard that a guy in Perth, Australia, named Anonymous, got abducted by Aliens and was missing for 7 week. He then witnessed to police that he was probed once a week for the time that he was missing."
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On Oct 14, 2003, an anonymous human visitor provided this intriguing truism :: "Aliens really exists but are rarely witnessed!"
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On Apr 02, 2003, a reader known as longhair red sent this bit of highly suspect praise for the OSSLRs Alien News :: "I realli realli rekomend the alien news cite. Now you two can get alien news 24/7 without having to go to the groceri store every weak and buy shopping karts ov useless groceries just to hav the time to reed up on all the latest happenin's in alien abduckshions and other alien stuff."
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On Nov 17, 2002, an anonymous visitor to OSSLR Alien News provided the incredibly well-written and well-thought-out constructive criticism ::
"i need better imformation!!!!!!"
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Sept 25, 2002 :: "RE: your recent updates. There is much to consider there. Your site is perhaps the most comprehensive, scholarly digest of recent UFO and Alien phenomena available on the Internet. It certainly should be required reading for all the non-believing nutcases and crackpots at NASA and JPL who constantly barrage the public with misleading and unconvincing explanations of reliable and verifiable UFO/Alien sightings, interactions, and abductions as swamp gas, delerium tremens, or the result of eating too many baked beans." - Uncle Coyote, Ruler of CoyotePlanet *
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Welcome to the OSSLR's Home for Alien News
The OSSLR provides Alien News from across the Internet
and the Universe for aliens & humans.
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| Top Stories In Brief
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Alien Smuggling & the Sex Trade
ALPHA CENTARI—A temperate race of cloistered aliens have made complaints to certain intergalactic organizations regarding the sudden kidnapping of their breeders by an unknown aggressive race of aliens. Apparently the breeders have been showing up on Earth as love slaves. Authorities say that the breeders are big business but they will catch slave traders and return the aliens to the proper planet.
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Aliens Declined Health Care
EARTH—Extraterrestrials visiting or living on Earth are finding it harder and harder to seek care for their health due to all the UFO Witch Hunts, the Patriot Act, and the bias of Earthlings.
The Inter-Galactic Commitees are looking to some good medical trained space creatures to run seedy, back alley, Alien Clinics on the humans' planet to keep at least the Alien Assassins alive and more importantly well.
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Aliens Influencing Politics
One example of alien influence!
EARTH—Shalar, Captain of the Red Tramp Freighter, is warning Earth about the alien influence of their politics and government. She reports, "Not only are the aliens causing problems for earthlings with their influence of their laws, the most devastating effect is on the interstellar trade within the Milkyway Galaxy."
The best outcome from alien influence in politics is Arnie’s win for Governer of California during the Recall Election. Shalar comments, "How else could he have won? We know from his many Hollywood movies that Schwarzenegger is friends with many alien races."
The aliens plan to monopolize many earth industries via politics while hiding under a veil news stories on gas price hikes and showbiz star weddings. This monopolization has already caused the decline of much space trade within the past half Earth century.
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Alien Virus Infection Plot
EARTH—The head of the American Turkey Federation exposes the conspiracy of the alien virus infection plot to take over the United States of America on Thanksgiving. She claims, "Only the vegans will survive." She urges all people contemplating eating turkey to change their eating habits immediately. The virus will kill some, enslave others, and become alien breeding incubators. This is dangerous stuff for earthlings and aliens alike.
It is said that this Virus Plot was developed by the Greys in order to quickly remove the any conflict with the local population on earth and then terraform the planet. Unfortunately, there is no proof of this and it is more likely that the Nordics appearance of peacefulness is just a cover and are the real culprits.
All is being done to protect to food and turkeys before Thanksgiving. The poultry yummy-ness will be safe to eat by the November holiday.
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All information provided in "Top Stories In Brief"
is for your entertainment and may not be true at all.
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Links provided in "Featured Sites" are outside
of the OSSLR are provided for your entertainment only.
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the picture is linked to the originating webpage outside of the OSSLR.
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The OSSLR is not responsible for any information or links outside the OSSLR.
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