Achoo! Could the Sizzling Saucer Lady be causing sinus problems all over the planet? Is this part of the the extraterrestial master plan to destroy the humans? Probably not. Nonetheless, you should check out these pages and do your own homework.
Does the Sizzling Saucer cause (alien) dust and (alien) spores to spread around the planet faster?
Are the SSL's Collaborators causing pollutants in the air dangerous to humans?
Are the Alien President's plans for world domination fullfilled by a simple cold?
Do Brain Surgeons help during this human health crisis?
What is The Alien Solution to this problem?
Need a alien health worker to help you through the disease? Place an Alien Classified Ad.
Have more questions? Go to Alien Question and Answer.
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