Alien Enthusiasts

These humans are so enthusiastic about aliens that they may be
a danger to themselves, other humans, and all aliens.

Timmy T. Motto: I'm gonna get you. War Cry: MOMMY Purpose: To pick the biggest booger Strengths: Transformers Action Figures Weaknesses: Voltron Best Friend: Jimmy J. Worst Enemy: Big Bobby What to do if you come across Timmy T.: Give him an Eskimo Pie. Sizzling Saucer Lady rationalizes the Timmy T.: "What Rationalization? It's a snot nosed kid!"

The Conspiracy
To Uncover The Master Plan

Under the Thumb of the Master Plan and Miyagino & Shinobu Conspire

The conspiracy may not be just a hack theory!

Under the Thumb of the Master Plan Who's involved: Conspiracy Hackers and countless other groups Offical Mission Statement: Disect First, Question Later Threat to alien kind? YES Number of Members: in the hundreds What to do if you come across The Conspiracy To Uncover The Master Plan: LIE LIE LIE Sizzling Saucer Lady rationalizes The Conspiracy To Uncover The Master Plan: "Who wouldn't want to know all about the Sizzling Saucer Lady? But these foes go to far and threaten to harm alienkind. But I guess once you've had an anal probe, you just can't forget the experience."

Miyagino & Shinobu Conspire Miyagino and her sister Shinobu whisper togerther as they plot how to avenge their father's death. From the series, Kokoku nijushiko, "Twenty-four Accomplishments in Imperial Japan."

Religious Free Thinkers

Are religious free thinkers really out to get the Sizzling Saucer Lady? Probably not. Then again, you may not be seeing them through the eyes of the Sizzling Saucer Lady.

These "Free Thinkers" are running the world: This section has grown too large and now has its own page. Click to view Religious Free Thinkers' new home.

Fast Food At Joe's

Hungry? Joe has food for you!

Joe and His Food Court Motto: Eat At Joe's War Cry: EAT AT JOE'S Purpose: To create a world that will kneel before Joe Strengths: Bonfire Chilli Weaknesses: Tuna on Rye Best Friend: Mac The Dish Washer What to do if you come across Joe's eatery: walk quickly away and find the nearest restroom Sizzling Saucer Lady rationalizes Fast Food From Joe's: "Joe has this vendetta against the world. He feels it his duty to give all that cross his path the runs. So I warn against eating at Joe's, with Joe, or anywhere near Joe." What Sizzling Saucer Lady says about Joe: "Eat Joe." What Joe says about Sizzling Saucer Lady: "I can't wait to try out my Alien Sloppy Joe receipe."

Brain Surgeons

Ever heard it the following? "It doesn't take a brain surgeon to..." What the heck does a brain surgeon do that makes everything else comparatively easy? This is why brain surgeons make excellent foes.

This section has grown way too large for its own good and has its own page now. Click to view *Brain Surgeons* new home.

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Formated Oct 03, 2002 Updated: Aug 18, 2002