Alien Seeking Human
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DA seek HS : Disembodied Aliens solicit the help of Human Spiritualists in order to return to our corporial forms trapped in stasis on a remote planet. Will reward with secret knowledge of the universe.
~24 Feb 2003
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Evil Alien Overlord seeks Any Adult Female Human for genetic transformation and mind control as well as be my slave-Queen. However, you will be half ruler of several hundred-trillion subjects several billion worlds on the other side of the universe. ~2 Jul 2002
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AG seeks WES: Refugee Aliens God seeks an open-minded Wandering Earth Spirit for beyond this plane of existance bonding. ~20 Feb 2002
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Humans Wanted: Grey Aliens want intoxicated humans for experimentation and probing. Pain and ridicule involved. Humilation and ruined reputation as the result of the encounter. Many positions still open.~13 Feb 2002
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Slime Alien Looking for SLF with whom we can hold hands; take walks around the ponds, bogs & marshes; and eat sushi. Call 1-877-SLIME-ME
~18 Apr 2001
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Married Alien curious about bi-species relationships. Looking for an experienced human to show me the ropes. No anal probs.
~18 Nov 2000
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Alien Seeking Alien
Humanoid disgruntled female alien looking for like-minded male alien to help bring justice to this miserable excuse of a monkey farm. Must possess functioning transportation, and know how to cause chaos and destruction. No bounty hunters, cops, dark overlords or fortune seekers. This is not about money, just sweet revenge. Aliens only, humans need not respond. Please email disgruntledalien@yahoo.com.
~18 Jun 2003
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Not-quite legally residing free-worlder looking for source of news and gossip of home. Must not turn me in for bounty. Can give disguise tips in exchange for information. Contact alienpsychopath@yahoo.com
~15 Jan 2003
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Brillian Draconian seeking life partner for next 5-10 years. Preferably overgrown female igauna or gecko. Must be green. Contact DracoTheVampyre. ~27 Mar 2002
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Alien Demon Needs Loving From Seed Pod Monster familar with Marshmallow Peep Ceremonies. ~18 Apr 2001
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MGNB (Multiple, Green-Eyed, Nitrogen breathing, Blob) seeks can opener for serious LTR. ~17 Jan 2001
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Single Little Green Martian looking for Single Venusian Lady for space walks and dinner on the Earth's Moon.
~18 Nov 2000
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Human Seeking Alien
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Sincere SWM: smoker, non drinker, non-druggie SEEKING friendly, attractive, non-organic life forms, preferably crystalline, willing to be made into cheap jewelry. Contact A_Clockwork_Coyote. ~12 Mar 2002
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A high IQ space case is looking for a gorgeous alien life-form for exotic forms of togetherness like taking long walks on the astral plane, listening to self-help tapes by candle light, sharing erotic fantasies about IRS audits and root canals, and having nutty conversations in which we don't know what we're talking about half the time. E-mail me a love letter ASAP. ~20 Feb 2002
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SWF Seeking SUV: Single white female seeks Slimey Unisex Venetian with green eyes (preferably 7), green tentacles and ability to inhabit other bodies. I like to take long walks off of cliffs and dring Martian wine. If you are interested, beam me up!
~27 July 2001
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DBM looking for Alien Rebound Relationship. ~18 Apr 2001
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SWF looking for Single Shape-Shifting Male. Give me a ride in your UFO.
~18 Nov 2000
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Couples Seeking Couples
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WTD: Swinging Inter-Species Couples. We are a human female/grey alien male married couple, almost 13 years. Need couples that are familar with the 13th Anniversary Rituals. Contact Mr & Mrs G Alyen; Rachel, Nevada, USA, Earth ~18 Apr 2001
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Undefinable & Miscellaneous
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Metaphasic Non-Corporial Being seeks Physical Plane Being to inhabit. Race unimportant. Very generous and ideal benefactor. Extrasensory Perception bonus included. HIV negative.
~23 Feb 2003
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Twilight Planetary Shade : Alien Escort Services for Sophisticated Aliens and Humans
~11 Oct
2002
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Hot Ultra-Vixen Ready-To-Party Alien Babes available 24 hours for live phone chat sessions $100/min
Call 1-900-ALIEN-GRL ~Sep 2002
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Single White DragonSlayer seeks attractive Elderly Alien Heiress to leave me as sole beneficiary in her will. Please contact Brave_Sir_Ronald@GoldDiggers.ufo at your leisure and for your pleasure. ~10 Jul 2002
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