The Official Sizzling Saucer Lady Report
The OSSLR Updates
Fall 2003
Updates Noted
As of Oct 29, 2003
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A Season of Insanity Follows the Alien
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Until Further Notice
Use your common sense!!
Dee Snider:
"You don't want to confront aliens in your underpants."
August 2003
No Summer 2003 Update!
The OSSLR took some much needed time off this summer.
Summer 2003
Two Email Addresses
[main] the_osslr@hotmail.com
[alt] sizzling_saucer_lady_ssl
@yahoo.com

February 2003
Alien Culture Section
     The Alien Culture Section has been completely overhalled. Well, the format and structure of the section has been uploaded, AND there is some substantial content now.
     You may still view the old alien culture section and alien quotes and alien art, if you are so inclined.
January 2003/October 2001
Lost Message Board Again
     It is unknown how or why, but the Message Board seems to be either down, lost, or gone ... again. Probably from lack of use, the server took it down, but that is just a guess. At this time, it is unknown whether or not a new message board will be added to the OSSLR, or if that aspect of the site will be given up for lost. I would like to hear feedback on this subject.
September 2002
An Anonymous Priest of an Old Earth Pagan Religion Visits the OSSLR and Makes Threats
     "Odinson! Hail your lightning, fire and brimstone upon these heathens. — The church of Mjolnir demands you repent or be destroyed. You have not seen the light. The Vikings knew the way. Odin may only have one eye, but he can still kick your ass."
     The above were the pontifical remarks made by an old wrinkly shriveled-up priest who sent them on the wild winds of the web in an email to the OSSLR.
     Apparently the presence of the Sizzling Saucer Lady on Earth is upsetting old religions and their belief systems. It is unknown if this is a specific plan of the alien visitor or a welcomed side effect.
September 2002
Alien Abduction Section
     An obvious alien section missing was one dealing with Alien Abductions. Work as begun on this section, but no substantial content as of yet.
October 2001
What's New at the OSSLR?
  1. New Pages

    1. Alien Interviews :

    2. More New Pages coming soon.
    3. Check out the Previously Added Pages.
  2. Updates:

    1. One (1) new question has been added to the Alien Question & Answer.
    2. BPE Regs: The Sh** List : One (1) reg added.
    3. Alien News : The Fall Edition is up!

    4. Check Updates Archive for older updates.
  3. Section Reformats:

    1. Adminstrative Pages
    2. Alien Interview Pages [partial reformat]
  4. Announcements:

    • So much to do! So little time!
           We're very sorry that the site updates have been few and far between. The OSSLR has many plans for its site, so please be patient and new stuff should show up shortly. Please look forward to new Sightings and News Articles to be uploaded hopefully during the Fall quarter.
    • Looking for an Editor
           The OSSLR is looking for someone who would like to volunteer their time to be a copy editor for the online edition. The webmistress just can't catch all the mistakes. If interested, please send an email.
Previously Added Pages

Updates Archive:
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