The Official Sizzling Saucer Lady Report, otherwise known as the OSSLR, provides information about all things about an extraterrestrial and resident alien of earth known as Sizzling Saucer Lady and her SSL alien counterparts.

     The OSSLR is a terrestrial organization keeping tabs on all SSL Aliens. We are an understaffed, underpaid watchdog group of humans who do our best to keep you, the public, informed about the comings and goings of this visitor on Earth. If you don't find it here, you can always ask.

1. Here at the OSSLR, we have dedicated our lives to providing the public all the facts, news, and rumors about the famous SSL aliens.

2. We are committed to publishing pictures and sightings of these strangers to Earth, ogling at Sizzling Saucer Lady, and providing ample evidence that the Earth is open for service for those settlers from other worlds.

3. We also provide a taste, a sample, a sneek-peek of what true alien culture is like and how to survive an alien abduction.

4. Don't forget to ask questions because you will be quized.

5. This site's purpose is not only to be an alien information site but to be an alien interactive site as well. Alas, the interactive pages are few and far between. Look for the up and working Interactive Pages under Featured Pages. See the Coming Soon Page for the future alien plans for this site.

6. If you are looking for useful information about other aliens living on earth, gat oudda 'ere. We don't have enough time to document one alien let alone the other hundreds, thousands, hundred-thousands, millions, billions, zillions of aliens (including the alien insects) that live here on Earth. See the Alien Disclaimer and The OSSLR FAQ.
   
   Nonetheless, anything about non-sizzling aliens can be found in the Alien News section. Or if you are looking for a specific alien, maybe you should place an advertisment in the Alien Classifieds.