Hi there. Can I buy you a candle?
So, do you come here often? Yeah, me neither.
You know, the scent of your perfume really compliments the smell of your burned hair.
Do you find the sensation of hot melted wax on your skin as stimulating as I do?
Would you like to meet me under the Epitaphio after church? I'll bring the wine, you bring the bread...
You know, your grip on that candle is really impressive...
You, me, some wine, hot wax and oil - need I say more?
The light of that candle really hides the fasting-induced black circles around your eyes.
Is that melted wax on your dress or are you just happy to see me?
Want to bump Easter eggs after church?
ATHENS 2004 Update
Despite rumours, Greece has announced they will be ready for the 2004 Olympics.
However, some events have been changed Athens, Greece - Official Events for Olympics 2004
1) Cigarrette chain smoking marathon - first person to cough up a lung wins!
2) Gathering olives from trees - the Spaniards reckon they can take the Greeks on this one.
3) Long distance spitting - Ftou!
4) Nastiest armpit smell - This event takes place on any Bus in central Athens
5) Thickest moustaki! - Females are welcome to compete too
6)Goat herders' relay - Bulgaria were disqualified last year because they lost their bell.
7) Tavli - Ask for Kostaki at the kafeneio and don't eat the sporia
8) Komboloi (worry beads) toss - Both distance and accuracy count for points, double points if you get it stuck in the klimataria
9) Longest duration wearing the same piece of clothing - Qualfiers for this event go straight into the final round for event 4
10) Papaki (small motorbike) race to the beach - 10 bonus points if you knock over a German backpacker
11) The evil eye stare-down competition - Free xematiasma for anybody who arrives before 10pm
12) Diloti/Xeri playing - Bonus points if you slam the cards down so hard you knock over the bowl of xerous karpous.
13 ) Frappé drinking - Bonus points available if you can still look tough and macho with a frappé in your hand.
