If you are smart, and I know you are! You know never to say these things to a girl you're taking out, but I know only too well that every wog boy thinks the same way and you can't help but have these thoughts cross your mind from time to time.
Here are some of the things that a wog guy thinks but will not (should not if he wants to keep his manhood) say:
1) A wog guy likes girls that treat him like his mother treats him.
As much as a guy wants to be told he is a man, big and respected, deep down he wants a girl that will pamper him with affection and take care of him, even though he may not make this visually obvious, deep down all wog boys love the affection.
2) Wog guys love to feel like Men
They like to hear things like "your muscles look big in that", "your car is so fast" and "you look good babe".Yeah it's massaging ego, but is guaranteed to get results.
3) Wog guys like their girls to dress sexy.
They like their girls to look like girls, this means tight clothes, skirts and the right amount of make-up. This makes a wog boy feel as though he is dating a model, and gives him a chance to show off his girl to his buddies. Be careful you don't cross the line and be toooo sexy, he will burst a valve if he constantly has to worry about 100 other guys drooling all over you.
4) Wog boys like to show off their girls.
Don't take offence here ladies, but a wog boy likes to show off what he loves, and if he is showing you off, and he's introducing you to everyone he knows, then he thinks as highly of you as his WRX with 18 inch chromes.
5) Wog boys (also) love their cars.
This is a fact that girls have got to respect. Girls you shouldn't feel bad if their wog boy would rather polish his cousins new Alfa than "spend quality time" over an espresso with you. If any of you girls have ever been allowed to drive your wog boys car, then you can start sending out the wedding invitations tomorrow as this is the highest honor a wog boy can ever bestow upon you..
6) Girls have to meet their wog boy's parents and talk to them often.
This takes a lot of pressure of the guy, as he can relax while you and his mother are talking up a storm. This allows the wog boy to make use of his precious time. He can perform fruitful and rewarding activities such as watch the soccer, call his mates or armor-all his car. This also directly benefits the girl, as the wog boy can now see you being part of the family, and this will have a positive effect on your relationship.
7) A wog boy will always look for different qualities in a girl he wishes to marry.
Even though they may joke about easy girls, they have been trained by their mothers from an early age to find a "nice" girl with good morals to look after them, always remember that, and wog boys will always respect a girl who knows the right thing to do, and a girl who keeps them in-line.
Follow this guide and you are sure to have a rock the size of your wog boys ego on your finger in no time.
