There's always a reason for why you need $300
Every phone call you make to a girl ends in 5 seconds with "I got no credit, call me back right away"....
Every phone call you receive from a girl ends when she hangs up on you because her credit ran out.
You are the first to offer to help, but the last to turn up to give it.. "Too busy ... too busy"
A Wog Player is never afraid to say "I Love You"... when you master this talent it will become a habit and you will make girls happy without even realising.
A wog player always asks his best friends "Have you finished with her yet bro?"
You take your girl to a friend's house because all your mates have their girlfriends there... You still manage to find an excuse to get out of there with the boys.
If somebody says Pino Silvestre isn't cool you shake your head wondering how somebody can be so wrong.
You own a WRX but still ask your girl if you can borrow her car because you can't afford petrol..
There is always something you "can't talk about right now"
You have tapes in your car with "SEX1" and "SUPERSEX" written on the side, but they both contain the track "Ice Ice Baby"
Your girl asks to borrow your car but you say "are you crazy?"
You have appeared in the social pages of the Wog newspapers smoking, drinking and with your arm around somebody else's woman.
You have given your mum your ICQ number in case she meets some nice chicks!
You could clothe an entire family with the gear you have borrowed from your cousins.
You keep a list of every place you have had sex, and a second list of the places where you had a girl with you.
You bought your car stereo before you bought your car.
You go to Fashion week with your girlfriend and ask when the KAPPA show is on.
Your girlfriend goes through your phone to see who's numbers you have, but can't figure out why all the names are mIRC nicknames.
You insist on having your hairdresser's home phone number.
You send your hairdresser Christmas cards.
You have a tattoo ... but it mysteriously moves!
You bring girls home on Thursday night's because that's when your old lady is at the club.
You have been a nightclub promoter for so long the ACCC is after you.
Everything you own has a brand name on it but none of it is real.
You address bouncers by name, you always get their names wrong, they walk away before you get a chance to get it right.
Your girl goes through your phone to see the numbers but can't figure out why Lisa has ** (two stars) and Michelle has **** (four stars)
Girls tend to ask, "Where do you live?" a player must know that she wont come to your place if you tell her you really do live in broadmeadows... so you always say "Toorak"
