The ultimate garden make over, the team have 2 days to cover every inch of Mario's garden with cement, can they do it?
National nine wog news.
George Donikian tells us the news that matters most, headlines include; The wogafada uprising continues against all australian citizens who fail to marinate their meat.. Also Ada Nicodemou presents the 7 day weather forecast for Brighton and Chapel Street.
Valiant Country
Bruno turns the tables when his Aussie wife's dad has to stay at their place after splitting up with his missuz. Bruno catches Ted sneaking off with the keys to the Charger so he can go to the TAB and says "The Valiant!, you're not taking the Valiant!,.. I just shampood the fuzzy dice!"
A current wog affair.
Wogstra has reported a half yearly profit of $1.2 billion, up 40%. This is due to the fact that customers are complaining that they are being charged an extra 30 cents everytime the word habib is used in an SMS message. Also our undercover reporter Skips McRacken gets a new pair of tight fitting shoesfor poking his nose around the Wholesale Fruit markets after hours.
Wogsale of the century.
Mohammed wins this episode and all the prizes, but complains when he he's told he's recieving some italian car called alfalfa, instead of a WRX, and tries to sell it back to Glenn for 10 grand cash
The W-files
In this episode Agent Scully discovers that a global conspiracy between Lawyers, Doctors and Pharmacists, She spends most of the episode analysing the evidence with Agent Hassan shoiwng him video and audio surveillance, documents and eye witness reports. Agent Hassan fails to absorb this information as he has beeen preoccupied with staring at Agent Scully's tits, and thinking of how cool his personalised numberplates are..
National nine late wog news
Hopefully what happened last week won't happen tonight. As quoted by Geroge boulos director of news last week. "Bilal the news reader is still out in brighton, channel nine will broadcast the news as soon as he gets in. We called him on his mobile but it keeps diverting to his mailbox." (I guess thats why it's called the late news.)
Big Brother
We hear all about what Soula and Effie have been up to via their aunty Maria, cousins, Spiro and John, the Asian guy that owns the corner milk bar, Angela from Safeway, Con the tram driver, Gina from the bank and Soula's younger brother Theo.
Sports tonight.
Con presents the 2001 Adidas open. Defending champion Mohammed -puts in a strong show again simultaneoulsy wearing 36 items of adidas clothing including cap, shirt, pants shin guards, water bottle and box and controversy again as officials discover that Greek national Champion Spiro has been using a banned substance, Spiro claims that Paco Rabanne was placed in his after shave bottle without his knowledge.
The footy show.
Tonight Sam sees if he can kick a footy faster than it takes for his WRX to launch from 0 -100.
2 wog guys a girl and a kebab shop.
Tonights episode reveals the emotinal pain and fighting that happens when 2 wog guys fight over the same kebab.
Wogfeld.
George Constanza finds out the truth about souvlaki with his famous statement; "This souvlaki is making me thirsty"
Neighbors.
Steve's father's alcohol distilling plant in the garage explodes causing a fireball that can be seen from 3 suburbs away. The fire destroys his pirze winning collection of concrete lions,.. Steve contemplates what future he has without his precious cement friends..
The woggles.
Marios' yellow coloured top comes with a new slogan, 'powered by pac performance' Several new characters join in the Woggles adventures, Pete the Piperki, Sharon scrofa, Mechanic Mario and Professor Poutana all make an appearance.
The young and the restless.
Mario the plumber and maria the hairdresser are getting ready to declare their love for one another, the only thing seperating them is Parramatta Rd.
The great Outdoors
Ahmed takes us to a new and far and unventured land full of history where the locals are quite friendly, all aboard for Penrith.
Just shoot me.
In a cruel twist new star Mohammed takes the title of the show a little too literally and shoots anyone he sees
Telemall wog shopping
Omar tries to sell nokia 8210 phones for $60 each with no contract. The only problem is he'll deliver it to you on the corner of canterbury and chapel rds at 8pm on Friday, and you get no receipt, please dont offend Omar by asking for the warranty terms.
Australias funniest wog bloopers
A collection of hillarious bloopers including, omar putting his blinker on in his car as he turns into his driveway, ahmed passing his maths exam and boris getting married.
Whats Cooking with Ahmed
Today ahmed shows us how to reheat last nights left over pizza and how to get your younger brother to go buy you maccas.
Mr Squiggleopoulos
Viewers send Mr Squiggleopoulos some sketches which he transforms into various views of the acropolis, thats if he isnt at soccer training. Miss Jane will also make Mr Squiggleopoulos a coffee at some stage during the program, which he will find to be not fit for consumption.
Wildlife special; In the wilderness with Bilal
Today Bilal shows us how to survive in the wilderness if your all alone and only half your battery on your mobile is left. He suggests turning your mobile on and off every alternate 15 mins, and even if you have reception when speaking to someone, hang up on them to save money and say you got cut off when they call you back. And if you have music withdrawal symptons you can always recreate your favourite hit song with the tones of the buttons.
60 minutes
George visits the stock exhaust graveyard in India. This is the place where stock exhausts are sent for recycling when their owners started replacing them with 3.5 inch mandrel bent exhausts. .
National nine morning wog news.
Bilal is still asleep after hanging out at brighton last night. His mother will read the news instead, (with english subtitles)
