Something that you feel is just an everyday thing happens and by the time you next speak to your mum she's been on her knees praying for 6 hours.
To help you deal with the hysterical wog mum scenarios here is WogLife's tell tale signs your mother may think you've been kidnapped, on drugs or approaching death.
You forget to pay your phone bill and your phone gets barred... your mother calls and gets the standard operator message...she thinks you have been sacked
You go out clubbin and are not in bed by 5...she thinks you're on drugs
Its December 23rd and your aunt tells your mum that she hasn't received a Christmas card from you... she thinks you've changed religion!
You tell your mum you saw a car crash. ... she covers your dashboard with religious icons.
You haven't called your mum from work once in the past 24 hours... she thinks you've been abducted.
It's the day of your neighbour's second cousin Jim's wedding. You don't go to the ceremony but turn up later for the reception... she thought you were in a fatal car crash
You go over to a skip friend's place that she has never met, and you don't ring to say you've arrived safely.... she thinks he is on drugs and has murdered you
Winter has settled in, you're not wearing a singlet under your business shirt and you have your first sneeze...she thinks you caught pneumonia and you're going to die.
You come home after a game of soccer with a limp. ... she thinks you've got leprosy
She tries to ring you and rings the wrong number. Speaks to someone who has never heard of you,... she calls the priest screaming that you have been kidnapped..
You go to the gym almost daily and she sees you flexing in front of the lounge room mirror... she thinks you're taking steroids
A guy you went to school with gets in the Greek paper. ... she thinks you're a disgrace to the family and a complete failure
You have a poster of some soccer player on the wall in your bedroom... she thinks you're gay
You wax your legs because you are taking up cycling. she thinks you're gay
You're 5 minutes late coming home from work or school...she's on the phone to crime stoppers.
A friend calls to ask if you've arrived home yet. You're not there...she thinks you're dead
She receives a wrong number call anytime when you're not home...she thinks there are robbers waiting outside the house.
She sees a story on A Current Affair about gang warfare, calls to see if you're OK. You don't answer...she thinks you've been killed in a drive-by.
You go out on a second date with an Aussie chick... she calls Emergency 000
You bring her home for dinner ... YOU call Emergency 000 after she faints
