Oz: (chokes) umm... Well I have big hands and big fingers so uhh
UIQ: Yea ok the point. Anyways so its true u were once a clown for the circus?
Oz: Yup my gig was always about my big hands and feet. But I tell you the contortionist is a freak in bed. Ya baby!!!!
UIQ: Ooook well what about the bearded woman? Just joking.
Oz: (sigh of relief)
UIQ: I hear Hugh has started up his own male escort service for female movie stars. Is there any truth to that rumor?
Oz: Yes, I guess that technically makes me a man whore. But I get to go with Anelenia Jolien to the premier of Tomb Raider.
UIQ: What about Billy Bob?
Oz: Heh the old fool. Well actually he has been eyeballing me I'm a bit uneasy about it. I think he may be one of the male fans.
UIQ: Ummm ok you know the rumor of you being a flamming homo I think may be true. But hey if thats what floats your boat Im cool with it. Hey stop looking at me like that damn it!
Oz: Huh ummm hey Im not even looking at you... Im not a homo... Im not... Im not even looking at you.
UIQ: Hey its ok I understand
Oz: This is like Jr. High at Stiener Academy all over again.
UIQ: Well Oz we have a surprise for you.
Oz: (shudders) ummm ok
UIQ: We have one of your old lover's from back in the day and here she is the Bearded Lady!
Oz: (jaw drops) oh no were did you find her ( he whispered to me)
UIQ: Well she has been looking for you for a while and she contacted UIQ and we decided to reunite you two lovers. Bearded Lady is there anything you would like to say to your old lover?
Bearded Lady: Why did you leave me and lil Oz all those years ago?
Oz: (shudders)
Bearded Lady: Your son misses you.
UIQ: OMG there is a little Oz what kind of secreats have you been hidding.
Oz: Lil Oz... ummm I dunno Im sorry.
UIQ: What kind of father are you Oz?
Oz: I mean I shouldnt have left him but come on your the Bearded Lady for chirst sakes.
Bearded Lady: Well you said the beard turned you on.
Oz: At least trim your beaver. Some hairs are a foot long you looked like you were a wolf wearing a thong.
UIQ: Well hold on you two
Bearded Lady: Well you bought those thongs for me.
UIQ: We have something else to tell you. Bearded Lady we will answer the question for you of why Oz left. Here is the answer to your question. Lets introduce RuPaul Oz's Transexual lover.
RuPaul: OH NO GIRLFRIEND, I dont think so! What the hell is this Oz you said I was your only lover?
Oz: Ummm... OH RU OH Shit. Baby Im sorry
RuPaul: Is that all you have to say to me you bastard! After all I did for you and who is this bearded bitch?
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