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| HITBOOTY: He barely passed his ToE or Trial of Entrance. *wink* *wink* Fag-e: I know he wasnt big at all in the ToE. UIQ: Umm ok and could u tell us what your ToE consists of? Gaytoss: Are you ready for this? UIQ: I dont think so but I have a duty to report the news. HITBOOTY: Well first off we measure the degree of limpness.... in your wrist. UIQ: And Gaytoss please remove ur hand from my knee. Go ahead Hit. HITBOOTY: You are bound and gaged and sodimized. *Climbs up in Reporters lap* UIQ: You have two seconds to get off of my lap. Gaytoss: Ohhh is that a pencil in your pants our are you just happy to see me. UIQ: Damnit you Homersex get off me. *bitch slaps Gaytoss to the ground* Fag-e: Its ok Gaytoss you can sit on my lap anytime. Gaytoss: Mmmm hit me again. HITBOOTY: Anyways Fag-e went first. Because I like them lose you know. So I took sloppy seconds. Fag-e: And Im as lose as they get. HITBOOTY: But he had chili for dinner or something and got a little messy. UIQ: Ohhhhk I think thats enough of the ToE your making me sick. So all three of you came together to form the new mighty unit and apperantly took on new names. Why is that are you ashamed of your gayness? HITBOOTY: We could give you an honary ToE if ya like? UIQ: Ummm no thanks Im strictly the split critter. Gaytoss: It only hurts the first time. Fag-e: Ill pay you. UIQ: You couldnt pay me enough Im not an ass ranger! HITBOOTY: We would through in a Rainbow tee shirt ya know to clean yourself up with. UIQ: Ummm no thanks. I will never join the gayside. Thats sickning. HITBOOTY: But thats our plan. Gaytoss: But the gayside is so much more fun. No women nagging you. UIQ: Now listen to me you homersexes No means No! HITBOOTY: To make everyone reliaze there inner-gayness. Fag-e: We just have lots of love to share. HITBOOTY: What did you have for dinner first? UIQ: I will not could not in a boat. I would not could not in the butt. I will not butt fu@# anywere. Gaytoss: That was a Dr.Suess classic. HITBOOTY: Fag-e gettem, hold him down. UIQ: OH HELL NO! Fag-e: Oh hell ya. UIQ: You homersexes need to back off. Ive got a stick and Ill beat you with it. HITBOOTY: So do we. Fag-e: Im telling you all four of us would make a gay sandwich. Gaytoss: Thats the part we want. CONT'D>>>> |