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| Fag-e: I got dibs on his back. UIQ: Stay away! HELP HELP ME OH GOD SOMONE HELP ME *slowly walking backward* HITBOOTY: Rump Rangers to the rescue. UIQ: NO STAY AWAY! *poking stick at them* HITBOOTY: Gag him UIQ: MOMMY Fag-e: I got the perfect gag in my pants. UIQ: *fights with all of his life* Get back or Ill sick my woman on you. HITBOOTY: Look he has no hair on his ass. I like them like that clean as a boyband members ass. UIQ: *Pulls out the secreat weapon* Take a look at this *Holds up Augusts Playboy Centerfold* Behold the bueaty of a naked woman! Gaytoss: Noooooooooo UIQ: Back you homersexes Ill use this. HITBOOTY: ACK Fag-e: My eyes! UIQ: Im not afraid to use this. Fag-e: Evil. Gaytoss: *hisses* HITBOOTY: *Looses hard on* UIQ: Come to the Hetroside of the force. Abandone your gay ways, you cant fight the urge. HITBOOTY: Oh now the Rainbow is more powerful. UIQ: Never. HITBOOTY: Look into the light. Gaytoss: Ummm.... Our inability to control our urges is the reason were here in the first place. HITBOOTY: See all the colors. UIQ: Your tyrany is over. No longer will you ass rape the innocent and damn it Gaytoss give me back my pants. Gaytoss: Never Fag-e: Look I see were else he dosent have hair. HITBOOTY: We are here to spread the word GAY is POWER. UIQ: Damn it stop looking there *uses trash can lid to cover his manhood* HITBOOTY: You mean boyhood. UIQ: No someone must stop your evil ways. Gaytoss: Dont be ashamed... the mans body is a bueatiful thing. UIQ: You must be driven back into the closet or be destroyed. Fag-e: You should join us in the closet. UIQ: Never Fag-e: Its kinky in the dark. HITBOOTY: Look if we could win the priest over the MW community will be a piece of cake. Gayness owns Mektek. Fag-e: Exactly UIQ: Never CONT'D>>>>> |