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| Gaytoss: You know those people that claim to be girls on Mektek? They arent really girls. HITBOOTY: Watch the prolifiration of the Rainbow. UIQ: Gayness will never own Mektek as long as there are Hetro staff members. Mektek will naver fall to the gayside. Fag-e: I pretend to be girls online all the time. HITBOOTY: And you think Whitefeather is a Hetro name? UIQ: Listen to me you homersexes Ill give you one last chance join the Hetro side or perish. HITBOOTY: He is ours. UIQ: Ummm maybe your right about his name but still. HITBOOTY: Our Mektek spy. UIQ: Ok you left me no choice. Gaytoss: I'm a bit of a masochist, do you think your death threats scare me. HITBOOTY: Fag-e is writting a script that will turn all DEA servers into Rainbow servers. Fag-e: Exactly soon I will be able to gayify people from IRC UIQ: You will be destroyed *unleashes the horny nymphomanic Barbie Twins* Now face the Hetros wrath. Gaytoss: Ahhhhh so much plastic surgery in two women. HITBOOTY: Twins are no match for Clan Rainbow. Gaytoss: We are too gay for them to handle. HITBOOTY: If you add our gayness together were like 95% gay! As long as we stick together nothing can harm us. Fag-e: Yes with our gay combined were Super Gay. UIQ: No they have no effect on you. Wait what the hell is that. There wearing mask! *pulls back there mask* Its Oz and Miami NOOOOOOOO!!! HITBOOTY: See they are infected by Fag-e's script UIQ: NOOOO It cant be. You must be stopped. Gaytoss: Whitefeather and Messiah will soon be ours. UIQ: No I will stop you the Hetro side will win. HITBOOTY: NEVER come here and make a bald man puke! Gaytoss: Then Fearless and Finn will fall to the gayside. UIQ: Gaytoss your just upset cause Finn wooped your ass in Celerbrity Boxing. You will never corrupt the members of Mektek. They will fight you with all of there strength. Fag-e: I woop Gaytoss' ass every night and he dosent get upset. HITBOOTY: And Gaytoss enjoys getting his ass wooped. Gaytoss: Nah I enjoy getting beat... Remember masochist. UIQ: Stay back you three. Leave me alone. Thats my trash can lid. Fag-e: Im telling you I got your back, its ok. HITBOOTY: Whip me Beat me call me Erma Damn it. UIQ: Never leave me alone. GOD SOMEONE HELP ME!!! Fag-e: If you fall backwards into my arms Ill catch you. Gaytoss: Here in Ranbow Clan territory no one can hear your screams. UIQ: Get away and no Gaytoss I dont want you to tweak my ass. HITBOOTY: Thats one hell uva kickstand you got there Fag-e. CONT'D>>>> |