We recieved a type that Vam was spotted in a cafe outside of Nashville, but that turned out to be a fake. We then recieved word that Vam was looking for work in the area of Television. This clue lead us to the always sunny city of Hollywood. We searched for days and were about to give up hope when luck would bite us in the ass. On the side of an innercity bus was the face of Ms.Cleo the jamacin pshycic that is being charged for fraud. But what caught our attention was the face of Vam below her. Appreantly Vam has temproraily taken over for Ms.Cleo. That was our big break, we were off to the Ms.Cleo studios. And we got a word with Vam.
UIQ: Wow you are one hard to find man?
Vam: I know, I try to be.
UIQ: Well lets not beat around the bush why have you abandoned your brain child Mektek.
Vam: I have not abandoned Mektek. I am on a spirtual search, trying to find my higher being.
UIQ: And that means taking over for Ms.Cleo. She is probally going to jail for a long time and your risking going with her.
Vam: Well I owe it to her. I meet Big Momma Cleo in a bar outside of L.A. She was all upset and I had a case of Jamacian Jerk Chicken that I needed taken care of. Well one thing lead to another and I was Ms.Cleo's love slave. Im not proud of it but that lady can put a hurting on anyone. She told me if I didnt do what she said then she would put a vodoo hex on me that would make my dilly turn black and roaches eat it off. I didnt want that to hapen.
UIQ: Wow that would hurt.
Vam: I know I like my dilly where it is.
Vam you have a call holding on line 12
Vam: Hello tis is Vam whats your problem child. (in a fake jamacian accent)
Caller: Vam I have a problem.
Vam: I can see that I be looking at ur cards and they not so good (stupid accent still)
Caller: Really well what do you see
Vam: I be seing someone not wrapping there tally wacker and now I see a baby on ta way. You've been a bad girl. Who's tis other guy I see. (stupid accent still)
Caller: OH no.
Vam: Tats right child. Vam see everything. (jamacian accent)
Caller: So it shows Timmys brother, do the cards also show that I slept with his dad, mom and dog at the same time and I dont know who's the babies father oh and dont forget the mailman and some weird guy I meet in some bar outside of LA he was complaining about being some kind of love slave.
Vam: Uh. Tell me about this guy you meet in the bar.
Caller: Well its sort of hard to remember I was real drunk. But he said that he was the love slave of some jamaican woman. And that he was famous and was searching the land for his inner spirt or something like that. I remember that he had a lilttle tally and was very fast. I almost wanted to laugh when he pulled it out and I saw.......dial tone
Vam: Well thats enough from that caller, we dont need to hear any more about that. (no more accent yes)
UIQ: Vam was that lady talking about you.
Vam: Your mistaken I dont want to talk about it.
UIQ: Yes she was wasnt she.
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