Ever the child of two police officers, A.J. lets his grandfather know that he has a right to change his diapers, and should he refuse that right he must provide his blanket and a toy, preferably shiny.

And for Aunt Bev's next trick, she'll take their pet mouse and put it outside, far away from Granddad who looks like he wasn't getting anywhere near the rodent.

"No, really, how did you get the whole tree out of this bag?"

Alex shows Gavin that to start playing the game, you simply press A+B+Z+A+X+B+Start. Simultaneously.

Daniel was a bit out of it, practically singing that "this wrapping paper is psychadelic, dude. Look how it glistens in the light. Whoa." We later pumped his stomach and removed thirty ounces of eggnog. Non-alcoholic. Strange, indeed.

Granddad might want to re-think his "nifty" gift to Jennifer of the Hasbro Homemade Tsunami Maker. (Too soon?)