Dad and I enjoy the comforts of Turner Field, where the people were nice. Too nice. Tease me! Ridicule me! Yell "1918" at me every ten minutes! Treat me like the enemy Red Sox fan I am!

The Navy Leap Frog parachute team celebrates the 4th by jumping out of a perfectly good airplane.

Designated "Singer At Every Big Atlanta Event From Now Until 2033," local 'American Idol' finalist, Diana DeGarmo, sings before the game.

The Braves try to disrupt the Red Sox by sending in Navy fighters to carpet bomb the Boston dugout prior to the game.

Excellent. We have penetrated the inside of the Braves' stadium. If only Atlanta fans knew what horrors awaited them! Bwahahahahahaha! I shall treat them like the French, and taunt them a second time!

Delta: It's shagadelic everywhere you want to be. Yeah, baby!

Oy. The Braves scored NINE TIMES in the fifth inning. I call for a do-over!

God tried to help, but the rain, rain, rain came down, down, down, too little, too late to save the Red Sox.