The forecast calls for ten inches of snow, with a sixty percent chance of Rescue Heroes on slides.

Mom's first lullaby, "Black Magic Woman," didn't get Nate to sleep as soon as she hoped.

"I offer up this baby for Christmas so that I may stay up late and play with my tractor."

From Stephanie: "It's like one of those what's wrong with this picture puzzles. Let's see, the pacifier is in the wrong mouth AND facing the wrong way, the camera appears to be facing the wrong way, too ... there's a very silly boy lying behind jeff on the couch ..."

Two out of two Edwards children agree, Uncle Bill's lap makes for a perfect rest stop.

"My email address? That would iamawornoutmother, all in one word, at yahoo dot com."

Oh, goody, Stephanie has always wanted to learn how to tell time!

"...and this is for getting me an Aquaman action figure! Seriously, the guy isn't a superhero. He can only talk to the stupid turtles, for goodness sake!"