Everyone gathers at cousin Amy and her hubby Phil's used car lot for the baby shower for A.J., due ... NOW!

Inside, the conversation revolves around why Demi Moore was one of the "I Love the 90s" Hotties on VH1, but Roseanne Barr was left off the list.

You best not be angering Jeffy the Kid, the best rootin' tootin' pop-gun shot in Knoxville.

Gabriel and Gavin use an abacus to unlock the theories of mathematics, such as, "If I gave you three french fries, and kept two," why don't they just get to keep all five?

Newton's revised Laws of Motion, the Laws of Happiness:
- People laughing stay laughing unless acted on by a gloomy force.
- Children smiling will stay smiling unless pushed or pulled, forced to share or told to go to bed.

"Tut-tut, it looks like rain," says Gabriel, a silly old bear.

Amy opens her gifts, most she will be unable to find at the exact moment she needs to pacify A.J.

Gavin lets her know that he personally recommends that sheet, which has a high-thread count.

Amy explains that those wishing to play with the plush Air Force One must get a secure diaper clearance.

All aboard to Hawaii. Aloha, cutie pies!