Then again, even a Toddler Mutant Ninja Gabriel can't water ski on his scooter, though he sure wanted to effort it.

Gabriel gives his bread to any duck that yells "Aflac!"

"I loves my Mommy, especially when she lets me do whatever I want!"

That's right, adorable nephew, we'll do what we do every night: try to take over the world!

For he is Gabriel, Lord of the Buffalo!

I've read the Signs, and it says, "Gabriel, swing away."

The circle of life ... is a great big fun downhill slide! Weeeeee!

How can you not love the fun of Gabriel with his Mommy? That's why women make babies, and men don’t. (Feel free to look that up.)