Karla tries to rectify her last report card that said, "Does not work well with others." Don't worry, cousin, I got an N in tying my shoes.

And yea, the stork brought the baby, and then ate a piece of cake before leaving, including the part with the most icing. Stupid bird.

We figured Aunt Lynn would be inseparable from A.J., but before he's even out of Amy's belly?

Get your stinking paws off Gavin, you dirty ape.

Okay, so Amy's not glowing anymore, but neither would you if you had to go to the bathroom every fifteen minutes.

I surround myself with the cool kids in order to fit in.

Straight from the medical dictionary, the before picture (Karla), middle (Stacy) and exploding (Amy).

Phil shows Gabriel the button to push if you want to tickle the perps.

The new buddy-cop show craze, Law and Order: Children's Investigation Unit, specializing in Hot Wheel thefts.