That's a low blow, Stephanie, bringing in the children in the middle of your blood feud with Fed Ex employees Dad and Uncle Rob.

"About time someone got me this. For I am the Mom-Mom, and this is final."

It is written, "She who wishes upon the Christmas wood shall enter the new year with a daughter." Wow, those things really work!

After a moment of silence for the Giving Tree, Aunt Lynn moved on to another happy-go-lucky classic, "Alexander And The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day."

Granddad may be able to turn a carport into a master bedroom using three pieces of rotten wood and four nails, but even his powers can't bring a rubber turtle to life.

They go out rockin', after midnight, out in the Christmas lights ...