If Gavin doesn't watch the basketball closely, it might go away.

Obligatory picture of me. It is my website, after all, but I do provide children for the "aww" factor.

A friendly cousin, Gavin assures that Amy's A.J. is filled with all the nutrients M&Ms provide.

Who has hot dogs and pepperoni without chocolate milk? Don't be goofy!

Before riding on his scooter, Gabriel must perform the Ooga Booga Ninja Turtle dance to ward off evil potholes.

Everyone's happy to be with family, for I am Captain Obvious!

Aunt Lynn assures Gavin that there are more trucks and chicken nuggets when he gets to Knoxville.

Nobody packs like a Granddad can pack!

"Really, Karla, don't go, let me babysit my grandson for a few weeks! I'll even change him, I promise!"

Sure, Mom and the girls look naturally happy, but this picture took ten minutes, five stuffed animals and a complete humming of the theme to "General Hospital!"

First, let the air out of the mattress. Then, let it out of Gabriel to keep him content during the drive home.