I don't know how to score this, but I think Stacy is winning.

Granddads come standard with bouncy knees.

Mom-Mom gets in all her coochie-coos before she and A.J. both need a power nap.

For entertainment purposes, Aunt June reads John Kerry's secret plan for free government health care for all pets.

I think Karla got pregnant with our family's first girl just so she could be assured of getting new clothes.

Aunt Lynn taunts Mom, saying that while she may have had half the kids the first time around, she's winning the grandkid war.

Stacy proudly displays her Bucket O' Pregnancy Cravings, just what every mother-to-be needs. Ten-pound jar of pickles sold separately.

You can't just purchase adorableness like this on eBay. But it is on my Amazon.com wish list.