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- My Husband and I Married for Better or Worse He
Couldn't Do Better and I Couldn't Do Worse
- Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a
cocktail hour.
- Experience is something you don't get until just after you
need it.
- Checkuary, n.: The thirteenth month of the year. Begins New
Year's Day and ends when a person stops absentmindedly writing the old year on his checks.
- On the other hand, you have different fingers.
- Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work
he/she is supposed to be doing.
- If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then
quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
- If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people.
- I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar
territory.
- Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
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