Vixens of Vinyl A review of Benjamin Darling's recent mini-coffee table book dedicated to those delicious ladies of the mod record sleeves of the olden days.
Britney's Ecclesiastical Catastrophe The latest breaking news about Ms. Spears' next chart-topper, and why it has the Church up in arms (and for all we know, this could be true).
Fornication Scandal Shakes Fraternity this week, we at the Union thought that it might be funny to create a Biblical issue by exagerrating the style of the Old Testament and applying it to a college campus. Unfortunately, this singular article seems out of place now, but... oh well.
Nader Wins In Landslide! obviously, this is a satiric effort.
Maxson or Hogg? A collaborative effort with my partner Eric that exposes many of the false similarities between CSULB's President Robert Maxson and Boss Hogg of the lamented "Dukes of Hazzard." Don't worry if you're not from CSULB; this one has universal crossover appeal!
Gore/Bush Debate just a little satire.
The Crack more satire, but this probably won't make much sense to anyone who doesn't go to CSULB. there's this crack on the way to campus that everyone tries to squeeze through as if it's going to save them so much time, and people will actually wait to get through rather than walk the 5 feet around it...
Communist News Briefs this was culled from the greatest issue we printed last year, the "CSULB Embraces Communism" issue, in which we printed a large collection of outrageous lies. God bless the First Amendment!
