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2000
SEPTEMBER: The person who said to George Lucas, "Sure, George, you're a good script writer." Whoever you are, it's you're fault that such annoying characters as Jar Jar Binks have invaded the cinematic world. I hope you are ashamed!!
AUGUST: Those ANZ ads that are nothing more than a string of painful soap operas. Please, stop pretending to be nice people. You are a bank! You are bastards, accept it and let's all move on!
JULY: The makers of the film "Bringing out the Dead". Surely it is possible to make an interesting film without completely isolating the interest of the audience by inserting needless psychedelic visuals.
JUNE: Anyone who persists in reading over my shoulder, even after I tell them that it pisses me off!
MAY: People who park in front of your driveway. That means you Jerry!! How the HELL did you expect me to get in!!!???
APRIL: People who seem to take delight in attempting to run you down at pedestrian crossings. 60kmph in a 10kmph zone in a shoppingcentre carpark is not OK people!! DAMN YOU ALL! STOP TRYING TO KILL ME!
MARCH: Lou Begga - Oy, enough of the Mambos already!
FEBRUARY: The people who took that precious gem of an American TV show off the air - Wonder Woman.
JANUARY: Anyone who doesn't agree with me that The Simpsons in the best television series ever to come out of America. It seems to be the only evidence that there are at least some Americans who understand the concept of irony!
DECEMBER: Any merchandise with the words "Millenium" or "Y2K" printed on it!
NOVEMBER: Anyone who is bound to be richer than I am
OCTOBER: Paulie Shore: Someone please kill him.
SEPTEMBER: The Makers of Independence Day, Godzilla and Stargate
AUGUST: Anyone who thinks that filters on a cigarettes are devices designed to save the environment
JULY: Leonardo DiCaprio - I am just sick of his face!
JUNE: All Elvis impersonators
MAY: Anyone who finds the last six Police Academy movies funny. THEY ARE JUST NOT FUNNY!! NO MATTER HOW MUCH THAT GUY SOUNDS LIKE A ROBOT, IT WON'T GET ANY FUNNIER!!
APRIL: People who stand in the middle of supermarket aisles, carelessly preventing the shopping of others by placing their trollies in the most inconvenient of all possible positions. STOP SCREWING WITH ME PEOPLE!