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Welcome to Leah's email updates from the heart of equatorial Gabon. Here you'll find the latest installment of my adventures, as well as past MONKEY Tales for your reading pleasure. I hope you enjoy these ramblings, so dive in! The sun's hot, the rain's fierce, and the monkeys wanna play.

MONKEY TALES #4
(7/29/03)

MONKEY TALES #25
(3/13/04)

MONKEY TALES #24
(3/8/04)

MONKEY TALES #23
(2/12/04)

MONKEY TALES #22
(2/5/04)

MONKEY TALES #21
(1/31/04)

MONKEY TALES #20
(12/22/03)

MONKEY TALES #19
(12/13/03)

MONKEY TALES #18
(12/6/03)

MONKEY TALES #17
(12/1/03)

MONKEY TALES #16
(11/22/03)

MONKEY TALES #15
(11/13/03)

MONKEY TALES #14
(10/24/03)

MONKEY TALES #13
(10/16/03)

MONKEY TALES #12
(10/11/03)

MONKEY TALES #11
(10/4/03)

MONKEY TALES #10
(9/27/03)

MONKEY TALES #9
(9/19/03)

MONKEY TALES #8.5
(9/13/03)

MONKEY TALES #8
(9/13/03)

MONKEY TALES #7
(8/21/03)

MONKEY TALES #6
(8/14/03)

MONKEY TALES #5
(8/8/03)

MONKEY TALES #3
(7/24/03)

MONKEY TALES #2
(6/29/03)

MONKEY TALES #1
(7/17/03)

"YO!"
(6/27/03)

Super quick since I have almost no time left and internet is slower than death today...

1. Me and some of my girlies got together on Saturday to whip up an American feast, or baked chicken, mashed potatoes, and a kidney bean and advocado salad. The host family found the potatoes revolting but we couldn't have been happier. However, the best of the evening was cornbread made with manioc flour and Sangria....boxed red wine dumped into a deep cooking pot and filled with pineapple, bananas, limes, and apple. Beyond divine tho totally ghetto...wasn't even cold but it tasted sooo good.

2. Random Factoids: 6 PCV from Gabon married locals last summer after their service, and one couple even popped out their first kid. Nutty. One of our group just got fleas this week, and a second person came down with malaria. Festively fun, I assure you, and they're all on the road to recovery. There are 1.2 million people in Gabon, but 500,000 live in Libreville.

3. Had the utter joy of watching an STD video for one of my health tech sessions the other day. I missed a similar video back in high school because I was taking a CPR class, but I couldn't escape this time. The NASTIEST images you can conjure up of men and women in various stages of assorted STD's...I'll spare you exact details, but just imagine having to look at genital pus, scabs, oozing sores and lesions an hour before lunch. And you thought I'd censor myself...HAH!

4. Tonight is quite the evening here in Koula Moutou...the entourage for Miss Gabon 2003 is passing through to select a contestant from this province. It's gonna be nuts and in typical African fashion, since it's supposed to start at 7, it won't get going till at least 9. I don't think there's a talent portion, just evening dress and maybe swimwear. And apparently it's brutal audience participation to decide a winner...Our instructors said that people will shout things out things like, "You're too skinny, you probably have AIDS", and other ego-boosting material. All about the cultural experience, right?

5. Just came from a quick trip to the....library! Checked out Robinson Crusoe (en Francais, of course! Like there were other options...) and have decided to make it my new challenge to get thru a few pages a day. And by the way, I use the term "library" loosely...unorganizd conglomeration of random literature is more like it. Heck, at least someone was inspired/interested enough to start one up.

6. My (African American) friend, Claudette, came up with the best observation the other day...may not be funny to ya'll, but after experiencing life here for a month, she nailed it spot on. We were walking back home at night with a few of her (host) sisters and I was walking a little behind them so that people would start talking to her like a native, but as soon as they saw me, they realized she wasn't "one of them". After 15 minutes or so of this, she turned to me and said, "You know, I might actually be able to pull of this whole African thing if I didn't have a glow-in-the-dark American next to me all the time." I lost it, mostly because she was spot on.

7. So they tried to feed me porcupine last night; but of course I wouldn't touch it due to the intestinal trauma that ensued last time. Therefore, one of my brothers felt inspired to reach into the bowl and yank out the head. He sat right next to me wiggling the porcupine's teeth, making him talk and such. Then he showed me where the bullet went and then where they had to hack at the neck to finally kill it. The coup de grace? He whipped out his machete and whacked the skull in half to show me the brains. For the love! I think forensics is pretty sweet, but there's something about having intimate knowledge of the porcupine cranium at the dinner table that just didn't sit right with me. At least they made up for it today by serving fresh pineapple...I swear it's so sweet and juicy here that it tastes like it's been marinating in sugar for days.

Alrighty, my little minions, I'm off. Tomorrow is site announcement, so cross your fingers that I get what I want. I'll either be leaving Friday or Saturday to spend a week visiting my future site, so I dunno if I'll be able to email. However, I am bringing my phone to see if it works, so try and call if you feel so inclined. Otherwise, I'll be back online when schedule, time, and money permit. Lovin you all! 1 month down, 26 to go. OH, and I turn 22 in 3 months :-)

Still hacking up lungs (tropical colds are the worst)-
Leah Ann(e)

P.S. Until I get pictures on my site, check out my friend Mercy's site at http://www.oocities.org/mercyroberg/gabon.html