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Welcome to Leah's email updates from the heart of equatorial Gabon. Here you'll find the latest installment of my adventures, as well as past MONKEY Tales for your reading pleasure. I hope you enjoy these ramblings, so dive in! The sun's hot, the rain's fierce, and the monkeys wanna play.

MONKEY TALES #14
(10/24/03)

MONKEY TALES #25
(3/13/04)

MONKEY TALES #24
(3/8/04)

MONKEY TALES #23
(2/12/04)

MONKEY TALES #22
(2/5/04)

MONKEY TALES #21
(1/31/04)

MONKEY TALES #20
(12/22/03)

MONKEY TALES #19
(12/13/03)

MONKEY TALES #18
(12/6/03)

MONKEY TALES #17
(12/1/03)

MONKEY TALES #16
(11/22/03)

MONKEY TALES #15
(11/13/03)

MONKEY TALES #13
(10/16/03)

MONKEY TALES #12
(10/11/03)

MONKEY TALES #11
(10/4/03)

MONKEY TALES #10
(9/27/03)

MONKEY TALES #9
(9/19/03)

MONKEY TALES #8.5
(9/14/03)

MONKEY TALES #8
(9/13/03)

MONKEY TALES #7
(8/21/03)

MONKEY TALES #6
(8/14/03)

MONKEY TALES #5
(8/8/03)

MONKEY TALES #4
(7/29/03)

MONKEY TALES #3
(7/24/03)

MONKEY TALES #2
(6/29/03)

MONKEY TALES #1
(7/17/03)

"YO!"
(6/27/03)

Hey, hey. Leigh and I are crashing in Franceville tonight before heading off to Bakoumba for the weekend to see two of our pals. Oh, and it just so happens that Bakoumba is right on the outskirts of one of Gabon's national parks (complete with critters and vine bridges galore---rough life!). We left the dogs at Leigh's in care of one of her students, so we're taking bets on the excrement clean-up we'll have to do come Sunday. Yum.

1. Speaking of dogs...took the buggers to the vet last Thursday, who turned out to be an incredibly nice (!) French man who usually works on gorilla/AIDS research. He gave them shots and de-worming drugs all for free, in addition to little medical record books to document their immunizations (crucial if we want them to come home with us). But in further health news, Leigh noticed that one of Bousco's nipples was highly inflamed and solid underneath. We showed it to one of the guys who works at the hospital with me; he took one look, picked up the dog, and squeezed the nipple. You guessed it...out oozed the same kind of worm that was in Minger's tail, wriggling and twisting around in all of its fat grubbiness. Heck, some people get nipple rings, so why not take it up a notch and go for nipple worms? It could be the newest rage and anything African is highly exotic and replicated, right?!

2. We met another amazing family last week- our favorite thus far. Monsieur Toviezan (they're from Benin) and his wife and 3 kids offered us a cool drink and chocolate cookies as soon as we walked in. Then we sat around talking about how unwelcoming the Gabonese are, educational systems, cuisine, etc. We also discovered ahead of time that Mme. Toviezan is a tailer, so we brought some fabric with us to be measured for some news duds (since everything in my meagre wardrobe contains irreversible armpit stains and a perpetually rank odour of sweat). Then we all went walking down the street en masse to see a neighbor's "garden" (more like a plantation), stopping along the way for Leigh Ann and I to flag down a mama just returning from being en brousse; she had fresh feuilles de manioc and we were beyond excited. It was truly like spending a few hours among family, and upon returning to their house, Mme. Toviezan handed us free homemade peanut butter for our dinner and I bought some lait caille (they have a little store they run from their house) to eat in the sweltering heat on the way home. We love them dearly and can't wait to see them again when we pick up our clothes this week.

3. I can in no way explain the most recent event at the hospital which changed my life, so I'm not going to try very hard. Put simply and clinically, I saw a birth on Thursday. Stevie (the maternity nurse I primarily work with) clapped me on the shoulder as I walked in and said, "Tu verras une accouchment aujourd'hui" (you'll see a birth today). Thus began the twilight zone. I donned my white lab coat and went to the birthing room where I talked to Patricia (the sage femme, or midwife) and the mother. She was almost 30 and it would be her 6th kid (but the rest were all healthy and adequately spaced, so hooray!). I'll spare you the graphic details of the sights, sounds, and smells (just picture an airless room, atrocious heat, and blood---let your imagination go), and I don't know how many, if any, of you have ever witnessed a live birth before. There was nothing that could have prepared me for this. No films, no pictures in books ever captured the complete awe I felt staring at this woman's body and knowing that a tiny human was inside and about to be born. I watched the whole thing, from start to finish (4 hours-nice and fast and not even an epidural), my eyes as wide as saucers. I saw the head crown and a thatch of curly black hair, then the shoulders and the cord, and finally the itty bitty arms and legs of a beautiful baby girl. She seemed so tiny, even smaller than Minger, and I helped clean her off (she barely made a sound) and bundle her up before taking her over to see her mom for the first time. As cliche as it is, the miracle of birth bowled me over. The whole process was so hard to imagine, and afterward, there was only a deflated abdomen where the baby had been. I was never squeamish, except for when they cut the umbilical cord (what do you expect-it's long and slimy and filled with blood--I kept picturing the baby as being "plugged in"). When would I ever have the chance to see this in the states? And it was as close to natural childbirth as I could get (only a glucose IV drip). I still haven't decided if the whole episode makes me want 5 of my own, or if I should just hoof it to the nearest adoption agency when the times comes. On verra! (we'll see)

4. All the new volunteers in the Haut (7 others) are coming to Ngouoni next Friday to celebrate my birthday (the 29th) and Halloween. We're all excited, tho Leigh and I keep laughing; if everyone thought we were nuts because of our dogs and the bikes, what are they going to think when 9 Americans go sauntering around town together? It'll surely be the event of the year. We're going to ask the local restaurant owners to "cater" the event (they offered), one of our friends is going to bring her lap-top, and we'll settle in for a night of scary movies and popcorn, topped off by a jumbo sleep-over. Just makes me laugh because my 21st birthday celebration last year was cancelled due to a blizzard, yet my 22nd this year will be held in the midst of Gabon's staggeringly hot rainy season. My what a difference a year makes!

Alright, that's all the news for this edition. Anyone who was planning on calling me Sunday, please do, but not until early evening my time when we're back in Ngouoni after our Bakoumba excursion (there's no phone reception down there). I'll also have the phone on Wednesday (still waiting for the shipment of phone models I can afford to arrive). Love to all, and in case I don't check email again, have a fantastic and safe Halloween---enjoy it extra for me since, afterall, it IS my favorite holiday.

I SAW A BIRTH!

-Leah A.