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How did the blonde explain how her helicopter crashed?
She said it was getting cold, so he turned off the ceiling fan.

What's the advantage of being married to a blonde?
You can park in handicapped zones.

What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
She slipped off and fell down the drain.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur within five miles of home?
She moved ten miles away.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?
Tell her a joke on Monday.

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
Both are empty from the neck up.

Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.

How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off of a cliff.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen sink?
That's where you wash vegetables.

What do an intelligent blonde and a UFO have in common.
You often hear about them, but you never see one.

What did the blonde yell when she saw the car accident?
I'll go and call 911, what's the number?