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Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....

What does Princess Di turn into at midnight?
The wall.

What's the difference between Princess Di and Tiger Woods?
He's got a better driver.

What do you give the princess who has everything?
A seatbelt and an airbag.

Did you see the wall Di drove into?
Neither did she.

What is the difference between Princess Di and Prince William?
One is the heir to the throne And the other was thrown through the air!

If you go out on the grog, then get in a car with a Wog and a Frog and drive like a hog, you'll be as dead as a dog.