MazFin-:-Jokes-:-General Jokes

MAZFIN.COM---JOKES---GENERAL JOKES

WHAT MEN SAY AND WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN........

"Haven't I seen you before?"
"Nice ass."

"I'm a Romantic."
"I'm poor."

"I need you"
"My hand is tired."

"I am different from all the other guys"
"I am not circumcised."

"I want a commitment."
"I'm sick of masturbation."

"You're the only girl I've ever cared about"
"You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."

"I'll give you a call."
"I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again."

"I think we should just be friends."
"You're ugly."