I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

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DEDICATIONS: Music is the language of the heart -- touching messages to loved and not so loved ones

To call it a refreshing weekend would be an understatement. I attended the only wedding I have every enjoyed, rowed a boat (and displayed remarkable aptitude for the task, might I add), explored a cave, ridden a camel (an unsightly, uncomfortable, smelly and irritable beast) as well as quite shamelessly spending some 20 minutes whistling through the air on a swing (again with remarkable aptitude). Within the same weekend time was also found to squeeze in a play that was supposed to be a thriller but ended up being a puzzler.

Now that several weeks worth of stress have been released now I can tackle the week with much more enthusiasm!

Finally I have gotten round to setting up an easier way for you to send me your thoughts, or attempts at thoughts or anything you like with minimun fuss! GO HERE

I was sitting with my little 6 month old cousin Ryan, tickling his tummy and making all sorts of gooey noises when with remarkable timing a fascinating Trust condom advert graced our screen just in time for the firebrand who is Ryan's elder brother Jimmy to cast his eye on it. The boy loudly wanted to know what Trust was and the speed with which his mother left the room was something quite to note, leaving me and that formidable small boy alone...

He repeated his question and me, still having Ryan in my arms was unable to effect an exit. Personally I'd rather walk over hot coals, climb Mount Kenya in nothing but a hat and swim in a bowl of lava than explain to a 6 year old small boy the birdies and the bees.

Knowing the surprises fate usually swings my way, I was not surprised when in quick succession a Stayfree and an Always ad merrily flashed across the screen. Jimmy was keen to know what these were too. If anyone would like to know what 'sweating bullets' means see me at first available opportunity.

September 9: Mine brother's birthday. Boy will that lad get himself washed!
September 11: One year anniversary since you left us...M, you are sorely missed
September 13: G thinks that this is an unlucky day for some reason ;-) But come rain come shine -- Ann is throwing a party in Thika and I'll be damned if I miss it!

I have a constitutional right to give My own shout-outs to whoever I please!

Christopher Mwangi! Dude, where the heck are ye?!!
Aida: Smile for me will you?
Irene: Howdy do! Your link is so up!!!
I.I: You, my dear, are living proof that some people are so dense they have their own personal black holes!
Jim: You bugger of a feller!