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Miss Cellanious -- a beauty pageant with a difference
EULOGIES should me more along these lines....
THE GIRLS PLAY BALL
INTELLIGENCE is not as common as you think!
Fun and games at a UNIVERSITY RIOT!
There are SOME DAYS...
A KUMI KIMI Guide for the novices. A MUST read!
A POEM for someone special!
DEAREST JOHN: John Doe's better half replies with energy to issues raised by her worse half!
DEAREST JANE: A man addresses issues such as crossing rivers for his beloved...
FAVOURITE MOVIES Some notable personalities share their favourite flicks
PRESS RELEASE FROM THE AFGHANISTANI BROADCASTING CORPORATION The proprietor of Afghanistan's first TV studio shares his visions
DEDICATIONS: Music is the language of the heart -- touching messages to loved and not so loved ones

Well, first off I would like to profusely thank all the people that have helped make the past week tolerable. In particular I would like to thank Aida, Njeri and Tommy. May the good Lord Bless you all and keep you in excellent health and spirits.

I also find it puzzling and outright ridiculous that Kenyans seem to have forgotten that the same calamity befell us right here on our own soil. Shame on you if you didn't commemorate August 7th! Whether you like it or not the blood of a Kenyan is the same colour as that of an American and my friends hate it or not it is also the same colour

as Saddam Hussein, Idi Amin, Osama Bin Laden, Mullah Omar and (I hate to admit it!) Kihika Kimani! Life is equally valuable irregardless of where you live, what you do and whatever colour your skin is. And MUST be protected and respected. If you don't agree CLICK HERE!

Well, as you can see I have already begun overhauling the site in terms of design and colours. I however refuse to make it any more complicated than it already is by introducing things like Flash. And as for images -- you're lucky to get the images you have. Graphics is hard work and this site is a pastime and not a job! I've also arranged an easier way for you to send me your attempts at thought. Half baked, fully baked or not baked at all I shall still read them!

Demands are also trickling in about my failure to update some areas of the site. Well, tough! I shall update what my good mood dictates me to. However I am going to overhaul the techie and the links sections to make navigation (and updating) a heck of a lot easier!

I have also introduced the Irregular Times which words cannot describe. Go on and see for yourself.
You can also send me stuff directly through a feedback page that physical threats have induced me to create.
I have also decided not to care how much you scroll. Scrolling is good for you. If you don't like it go to google.com. The home page doesn't scroll at all!
I also promise to look for more interesting sites, particularly Kenyan ones.
I will not, repeat, NOT redo the design of pages that I have already done!

If you have any suggestions of things you would like to see or any suggestions of any nature pass by here and tell me your thoughts. If you keep quiet and then later start whining I shall hunt you down and smack your head.

Slightly conc juice and slightly diluted juice -- is there a difference?!

September 14: Aida's good friend ties the knot! Let them bells ring!!!
September 20: Shall be thanking God it's Friday somewhere or the other!
September 21: Descend to Nakuru for a bit of fun and games
September 25: Ian's date with some very dirty water! Wherever you're hiding birthday boy, we'll find ya!
October 1: Must take my well deserved leave!

I have a constitutional right to give My own shout-outs to whoever I please!

Aida: You're one in a million!
Tommy: Cheers mayte!
Njeri: Merci!
O.T: I can see through you like an empty aquarium. Begone ye!
Christopher Mwangi! Dude, where the heck are ye?!!
Judocious -- I have not forgotten!