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Beginning of the End (1957)

Cast:

Peter "You can call me Mr. Phelps..." Graves is Dr. Ed Wainwright
Peggy Castle is Audrey Ames
Thomas Brown Henry
Morris Ankrum

What the box says:

This 1957 drive-in classic comes straight from the mind of creature expert Bert L. Gordon. Giant grasshoppers wreak havoc on a small town after a failed radiation experiment by the dept of agriculture creates the destructive creatures. Now on the march towards Chicago, and seemingly hell-bent on taking over the world, can this menace be stopped, or have we reached the BEGINNING OF THE END for mankind?


Plot:

Rock and Roll is playing as a couple make out. Something makes the Chick scream and cowers in fear. The credits ensue…

Police car drives down a dark road finding the demolished car. One of the police stays at the wreck while the other drives to the address on the registration. Other police arrive and start investigating: discover blood in the car. The police car that was sent to check the address of the registration finds the town of Ludlow completely destroyed.

The military take over at this point. They have set up a roadblock to prevent anyone from going to Ludlow. Audrey Ames, reporter and hero’s soon-to-be love interest, is stopped and sent on the detour. They won’t tell her what’s going on. She introduces she’s an old war correspondent. Still won’t be taken to Ludlow and not told what happened. Audrey drives along as ordered.

She stops to take some pictures. We never see what she took pictures of, though. The military guy takes her camera and will let her have back at the military headquarters. Audrey goes to the base. It turns out every military officer in America has heard of her and respects her work. You can tell that makes this movie set in the 50s. No military officer respected a journalist after the early 60s.

The military won’t let any news of Ludlow be reported until they know what happened. Off the record, she’s told the town was demolished and the residents all disappeared. She wants to hang around and is allowed to provided she doesn’t write any stories until given the OK. A man is interviewed; he heard some strange noise late last night. The phone operator was interviewed, too.

Later, Audrey uses her car phone to call her boss. She wants to him to find out about a nearby flight and if there are any nuclear facilities, nearby…Plot Point… She heads back to the roadblock to retrieve her camera. Her boss calls her back. The only radiation nearby is at a Department of Agriculture facility.

Well, that seems the best bet to check so; she heads to the Agriculture facility. We see plants with giant fruits. She tries talking to some guy in a lab coat who doesn’t respond to her. Ed (Peter Graves) Wainwright introduces himself. We learn that Frank, the lab assistant, is a deaf mute. Audrey talks with Ed about the disappearance in Ludlow. Her idea is radiation is somehow involved. Ed tells her that it can’t be. He shows her the giant plants. Radiation is used to irradiate the plants to make them grow larger. She leaves to go back to the military headquarters.

Finally, she’s given permission to go to Ludlow with Captain. She won’t be able to print the pictures yet. We get the destroyed town photo montage. The town was torn apart. They leave Ludlow. Audrey talks about how she has photographed war…Captain mentions that a nearby warehouse was destroyed 2 months ago.

Ed and Frank are paid another visit by Audrey. She talks Ed into going with her to the warehouse site. Frank wants to tag along, too. We get the why are you a scientist and reporter scene. They arrive at the warehouse. It looks like the walls were torn apart from the inside. Frank flags them down, the ground is completely barren. We learn Ed is an entomologist, guy who studies bugs. There are no insects in the area. Frank keeps wandering around. Ed and Audrey head back to the car. A strange noise is heard. A giant superimposed grasshopper appears and eats Frank. Audrey keeps Ed from even trying to save Frank. They drive away, posthaste.


Screw Computer Generated Graphics, I'm real!!!!

At the military headquarters, Ed tells the Colonel that the problem is giant locusts: 8 to 10 foot tall locusts. Colonel doubts Ed’s claims. Ed realizes it is his fault. The locusts ate his irradiated plants. After they finished the grain in the warehouse, they needed more food.

Colonel, Ed, and some troops are going to look around the warehouse. Frank’s body is gone. The search area is expanded and, they start looking in the nearby woods. Several troops make some wisecracks about giant locusts. They hear the strange grasshopper noise. The giant grasshoppers attack the soldiers. As the troops retreat, some are eaten by the hungry insects. The surviving troops, Ed, and the Colonel make it to the truck and drive away from the giant locust chasing them.

Well, the Colonel is a believer in the giant locusts. He is going to order the artillery, etc… Well, our rational expert, Ed, thinks this is a bad idea and wants to use the US Army. The Colonel thinks the National Guard can handle things. Ed and Audrey head to Washington, D.C. A very short stock footage of Washington ensues. Ed narrates a film about the typical locust to the military high-ups. They think the National Guard can handle things. They ignore Ed’s warning. One phone call later reveals the grasshoppers broke out of the forest. Te town of Paxton must be held or the locusts will head straight for Chicago. On the return trip, we learn the grasshoppers have overrun Paxton.


Obligatory Newspaper Article Detailing Disaster For Dummies...

In the Chicago military HQ, the General gives various orders.

Ed is in the lab searching for a solution. Insecticides won’t stop the grasshoppers. Audrey is staying in Chicago, this is a big story.

Stock footage assails us. Tanks head into action. Troops are marching. We see various artillery pieces being fired. The locusts have yet to be spotted.

A television newscaster is reporting about the locusts. In the military base and lab in Chicago, the grasshoppers are heard. Crowds panic throughout the city.

Troops are on the line and more stock footage of tanks. The grasshoppers attack again. We get stock footage with superimposed grasshoppers ensuing. Helicopters land and more men rush into the fight or that what we’re supposed to think of at least. The troops keep up the fight. The base is briefed when the troops' line is finally broken.

Another newscast, the grasshoppers are in Chicago. The crowd panics again. It looked exactly like the previous panicking crowd. People are evacuating the city. Grasshoppers chase picnic-goers, etc… Grasshoppers are climbing buildings in Chicago if buildings are actually photographs of buildings.


I'm really a nice Locust once you get to know me...

Grasshoppers climb a building and break through a window scaring a woman like in King Kong.

Ed and Audrey report to the General. The grasshoppers have stopped moving for the night. Ed tells him they won’t move when the temperature is below 68 degrees unless provoked. The General has the authority to use an A-bomb and will order it dropped at dawn. Audrey asks if there is any way to drive the locusts into the lake. The little light-bulb moment occurs for Ed. He might be able to attract the grasshoppers to the lake. He lists off various devices he needs. Ed has to capture a live giant grasshopper, too, to know if his machine works.

Ed, the Major, and troops are on the streets on Chicago looking for giant grasshoppers. Ed and the Major head down a dark alley. After a couple of cheap scares, they find and gas the locust. The troops rush to help them...

In the lab, the grasshopper is encaged. Ed is setting up the finishing touches on his contraption. The right frequency will attract the grasshopper. A polygraph will tell when they find the right frequency. Ed starts trying to find the correct frequency. He hasn’t found it yet when the General arrives and is going to call for the A-bomb. Ed asks for the A-bomb to be stalled until the temperature reaches 68 degrees which is 90 minutes from now. The General acquiesces.

The General wants the lab moved. Ed will stay and keep working. Audrey is staying to help Ed, too.

As time grows shorter, Ed has yet to find the right frequency. The dial twisting continues until he finds the right tone. The cage is finally torn apart by the grasshopper that kills one of the troops in the lab before Ed properly machine guns it.

Ed calls the General who halts the A-bomb. Ed is now in charge. The broadcasting equipment is put in a boat. The plan is to lure the grasshoppers to the building where the lab is before the boat broadcasts the signal to draw them to the lake. We get some of the great special effects this movie is known for. Yes, grasshoppers crawling on postcards to simulate giant monsters rampaging through Chicago.


Do you feel ridiculous, too?

Ed checks with the various observers throughout the city. General wants to wait until everything is ready on the boat before starting. Ed starts drawing the grasshoppers to the building. They flock to the building and climb it.

General checks with the various observers again. He wants to be sure to get all the locusts. Ed opens fire on the grasshoppers climbing the building when they cut their signal. The boat starts transmitting which draws the locusts. They rush into the lake and drown. The horror is over. Ed and Audrey embrace. We see the General’s boat head back to the city.


What I say:

What if I told you about a movie in which cast members were eaten by cannibals? This isn't the movie but actually happened behind the scenes. A movie where actors ate their fellow actors in a non-sexual way. A movie that never got any of the controversy for this cannibalism. Was it because of the actors' star power? Well, no, the cannibals were promptly executed and the footage was used in the climax of the movie. Cannibalism and murder. And no one says a word about it. Even more shocking, it wasn't done by any Italians. The mind boggles....

Ah, the old school 50s giant animal sci-fi movie has come to my site, finally. How could I have gone this long without one of these movies? If there was a checklist for all B-movie review sites, it would have kung fu, 50s monster movie, Godzilla, cheesy 80s horror, superhero, etc…a list longer than my arm.

Bert I. Gordon, Mr. BIG, has to be the director who made most of the giant movies in America. War of the Colossal Beast, Amazing Colossal Man, Earth Versus the Spider, Beginning of the End, Food of the Gods, Cyclops, Empire of the Ants. Strangely enough, at least 3 of his movies have been visited on MST3K.

I haven’t seen anywhere near enough of these movies. But, Them has to be one of the more influential and popular movies. But, every giant animal movie from the 50s had nuclear weapons or radiation as the terrible blight which caused these freaks of science.

The grasshopper or locusts were just superimposed into this movie. Anyone going to be eaten makes a shocked face, show the grasshopper, and the person again. Several scenes had grasshopper supposedly interacting with people. It is very hard to superimpose it and make it look real. Them had the sweet giant ants that weren’t superimposed but actually in the same scene.

A lot of the special effects on this movie had the grasshoppers climbing buildings in Chicago. Well, it was grasshoppers climbing up photos of Chicago buildings, etc… It is a clever and cheap way of doing it. Granted, it is hoky. But, we could stand a little more hokiness and a lot less crappy CG-killer animal movies. Got to admire the superimposed grasshoppers. Even better during the shoot the grasshoppers turned cannibalistic and started eating each other. That's why, fewer and fewer grasshoppers are in the movie when they swarm Chicago. The climax of the movie is actually drowning a bunch of grasshoppers. Funny, I must have missed the "no animals were harmed in the making of this film." At least we weren't subjected to the Italian cannibal brutal animal stock footage.

This movie has a lot more stock military footage than Plan 9 From Outer Space. There was a good amount in that movie. Hard to believe they could make a movie with more stock footage than it. Well, Plan 9 From Outer Space had more stock footage of traveling down a certain road in it than a certain highway in this movie. Another great instance of stock footage is showing the same falling grasshopper at least 3 times in less then 5 minutes.

I had seen the msted version of this movie several months ago. I didn't want it to color my perspective of Beginning of the End of this review. I think there is an automatic belief that any movie on MST3K was terrible. And most of them are bad. But out of almost 200 episodes, some aren't Manos: The Hands of Fate bad. The movie was paced too slowly. A lot of the misting was concerned with Peter Graves who also appeared in Parts the Clonus Horror. You'd think we have more giant grasshoppers than stock footage but with the cannibal grasshoppers I understand why there were less 'hopper scenes than stock footage scenes of the military.

It is sort of strange to visit movies where the military isn't the cause of killer animal, etc…We’ve had so many evil military movies in the past 20 years, any movie with the military as trying to stop them would be considered some kind of propaganda. The 50s often gave us the scientist who was responsible for these disasters. The Thing From Another World had the heroic military and the scientist who thought any alien race would be beyond war, etc….

Acting? How do you say someone acted angry at an 8-foot tall grasshopper that wasn’t there? Nowadays with so many computer generated monsters it seems almost necessary to be able to do it. But, back then the special effects weren’t what we’d consider awe-inspiring. But, most of these movies were the type; you could let your kid watch without you going in, too. They didn’t have gore and nudity, so they were safe…

Probably one of things you picked up on, I never had a name for any of the military officers. I never heard them. Their ranks were always used. It seemed just as good to go by those as names. And every one of them had a different rank. I’m, sure the Washington scene had multiple generals. But, we only had to worry about the one in charge of defending Chicago.

I have to mention possibly one of the greatest movie titles of all time Poor White Trash. This is a Peter Graves movie. I normally would exclude mentioning another movie especially one I haven't seen. But, with such a great title as that. I though I would be remiss if I did. In fact there is also a Poor White Trash 2. It would make a great double bill with Dirty Ho.

This is one of the few movies that are not set in New York or Los Angeles involving giant monsters in America. Giant monsters love coming in from harbors, dominant trait in their DNA. I'm sure the destruction of Tokyo is also hardwired into them as well.



2 1/2 NINJAS

Quotable Dialogue

"Foul play suspected, send homicide detail."
"He's a deaf mute. Working with radiation can be dangerous."
"I'm talkin' about giant locusts!!!"
"Grasshoppers are good eatin'."
"It becomes a cannibal turning on its own kind."
"You can't drop an atom bomb on Chicago..."


Morals of the Story

Reporters will keep their word to the military.
Deaf mutes try to scream when scared.
Irradiated plants will turn those who eat them into giants.
Grasshoppers and Locusts are the same thing.
Giant grasshoppers can be wired to a polygraph to learn the truth.