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Legend of Boggy Creek (1975)

Cast:

Willie E. Smith
John Nixon

What the box says:

A mystery from the 1940's when hunters and ranchers began witnessing a half-man, half-beast like creature roaming the woods near Fouke, Arkansas. All accounts indicate this creature stands over 6 feet tall with a slender build, long legs and arms and completely covered in hair. It was spotted by a policeman one late autumn evening as it crossed the highway in front of him at speeds of 30 to 35 miles per hour.

This motion picture has captured the imagination of millions around the world. Today, it stands as an American Classic unveiling the swamps of Southern Arkansas with this eerie mystery. Some say the creature is still there...others say it's dead. But, one thing is for sure, for those who were there; they will never forget what they saw at Boggy Creek.


Plot:

We’re told this is a real story. Real people are portraying themselves, etc…

In the swamp lands, snakes, birds, and various other creatures are going about whatever business they have. A terrible noise scares these animals. Blonde Moppet is running across a field runs to a gas station. Blonde Moppet’s mother thinks there’s a Wildman on the farm. The landlord doesn’t believe her and sends Blonde Moppet back on his way. After he heads home, the group of old men laugh about it.

Blonde Moppet is running home, hears something. He gets to the farm. Our narrator is Blonde Moppet as an adult. We get the starting credits now as we view the peaceful swamp.

Fouke, Arkansas, is a small town with a population of 300. It’s near Texas and Louisiana. This is the town that rolls up the sidewalks at sunset, a very rural place that has a lot of farmers and ranchers. It’s pleasant until dark.

Flashback, Smoky Crabtree and his son Travis building a fire. They do some trapping.

Next re-enactment, Willie grabs his gun starts shooting, didn’t believe in Creature at first.

John Hixon recounts his encounter. The Creature ran on 2 legs.

John Oates tells how some of his hogs were killed with the Creature who came up and down the creek. Oates got rid of the hog corpses and checked the day after. The corpses were gone. The Creature got them.

Start to learn about Boggy Creek and its annual flooding. Very few people go into the swamplands let alone the heavy swamps. Creature comes out very soon after dark. Newspaper first mentions it as the Fouke Monster.

Fred Crabtree is hunting and spots the Creature. Being unsure if it was man or beast kept him from firing. Months later, Fred’s uncle, James, is hunting. Animals are hiding that day. He sees the Creature walking in the woods and leaves. James and Fred never mentioned seeing the Creature for years.

Creature travels the creeks. Searcy family lives near a creek. One night, only Mom and a daughter, Mary Beth, are at home. They have no phone; closest neighbor is a mile away. Close to sundown, Mary Beth draws up some well water and heads indoors. The Creature is skulking around. Reading that night, Mary Beth puts her cat out for the night. She puts a quilt over a window to block a draft when she hears the cat screeching. And she starts screaming seeing the Creature. Mom eventually revives her. Mary Beth talks about the Creature. They find the cat the next day, dead, untouched. It died of fright.

Creature comes out when the light would normally play tricks with you. A boy is whittling. By the way, we learn that real men hunt deer. Whittling Boy chases after the dogs after the “deer”. In the woods, the chase continues. Whittling Boy spots the Creature, opening fire. He runs, dropping the gun. The Creature is in pain but wasn’t found.

Fouke community readies for action. Big hunt planned. Men are bringing hunting dogs from several states. Blonde Moppet is along, too. I think we’re supposed to assume the camera is watching from Blonde Moppet’s point of view. Men are carrying shotguns and rifles. They follow the dogs. Some hunters are even on horseback. They go through the areas the Creature was seen.


Sadly, the horse died from second hand smoke inhalation.

A man is bucked from his horse. Dogs have the Creature’s scent, but, won’t follow it. Most of the hunters head home disappointed. A few stay to search a little longer after dark, but not straying into the deep woods.

At first, the Creature didn’t hurt anyone. It vanished for 8 years back into the deep swamps. We are attacked with a swamp montage with possibly the worst 70s ecological folk rock ever conceived in the twisted mind of a James Taylor Cat Stevens fusion hybrid. The beauty of nature continues filling the screen. Time marches along through the seasons. The song’s lyrics delve into the mind of the Creature. Slowly, a few adventurous teenagers start camping in the swamp again.

Travis Crabtree is heading for the swamp to camp. And, another 70s eco-rock song deadens my sense of hearing. He is doing camping stuff. He stops by to visit Herb Jones, local hermit. Herb has lived in the swamp for years. Herb doesn’t think there is a Creature. Living in the swamp for 20 years, he should have seen it at some point.

A car stops and drives away. They saw something. The Creature is back. Animals are disturbed and fleeing. OH Kennedy finds a 3 toed strange track in a field. This is of national interest. Kennedy is interviewed asked if the Creature is a Sasquatch. He doesn’t know. Some guys rule out the possibility of a gorilla, monkey, orangutan, etc…Kennedy has heard some strange noises….

Blonde Moppet narrates some more. We get another re-enactment. Creature always travels Boggy Creek.

Some kids want to tell their grandpa about something they saw. They tell Mom about seeing the Creature. Kids drag her to where they saw it. Peaceful music, Mom is about ready to leave when seeing the Creature. Kids run with Mom in the rear.

Charlie Woolridge saw the Creature crossed the road.

In a trailer, some girls are having a slumber party. They hear something. One girl is convinced someone is outside the trailer, hears breathing. Suddenly, the Creature roars. The girls panic and get the rifle. Looking for bullets, slowly fumble putting the bullets in. Creature is gone. In the morning, the girls are hysterical and, the Creature trashed things outside.

Somehow, the Creature has changed. It’s on the rampage.

Aerial footage, one man had heard the Creature before. This time, it killed his prized dog. This man will kill the Creature for killing his dog. This time it’s personal.

Creature will stay in some areas for a while. However, he always uses the creeks.

2 couples are moving into a house. Each couple has a child. The men work late. They move in on Monday, but Thursday. Women are in the house. We get a Creature POV shot. They hear something. As creepy music is playing in the background, Creature tries getting in the house by opening the door. The women manage to wedge the door shut.

They don’t know who it was. They have the bright idea to leave the house, taking the kids and heading for the road. Neighbor checks around the house, not finding anything. Women return.

The next day, they have some company for the weekend to fish. They head off to the creek. With no luck fishing, the boy, Corky, finds a strange 3 toed track. Both of them return to the house.

That night, everyone is asleep. Creature skulks back. Guy hears something. Everybody else wakes up. Creature is coming, put a chair under the knob to wedge the door shut. All of them are deathly afraid. The husbands arrive. All are babbling at once. Getting some shotguns, later after getting some boom sticks, shade pulls up. Creature’s furry paw grabs inside the house. It looks like a bad gorilla costume. So bad the Vampire Beast in Robo Vampire would be an improvement. Every one of them is panicking.

They go outside to find the Creature. Opening fire, Creature cries out; don’t know if it was hit at all. Women are screaming. Go to get the Sheriff who looks around not finding a thing. See the tracks. A panther is supposed to live under the house. Its panther tracks. Sheriff leaves them an extra gun. He’ll check further down the road and leaves.

Everyone is about to hit the sack. One guy feels the call of the porcelain and heads for the can. Creature breaks the window as the guy is on the throne. He rushes out of the bathroom. Panic, get the guns again. They spot the Creature shoot at it some more. Check to see where they think it fell.

Stumbling around the dark, one guy is sent back to protect the women. Creature attacks some guy. It’s so dark, can’t tell what’s happening.

They take the wounded guy to the Sheriff who gets a police escort to take them to the Texarkana hospital. The guy is in shock but recovers. The couples moved away. The question is what did the Creature want in the house?

Blonde Moppet is now a grown man, returning to the old home place. Creature is still out there. It may be real or not. But, near dark, watch for the Creature. As long as there is still wilderness and mystery, the Creature exists.

Swamp, hear the Creature roar as the end credits roll. More 70s ecological folk rock attacks us…


What I say:

I have a statement to make to the other residents of the state of Arkansas. If anyone thinks that Arkansas is like what is shown in this movie, hurt them. For me at least. I haven't asked much of you, lately. So do this favor for me. I still hold a grudge against Charles B. Pierce for showing all the intelligence in Arkansas is at Fayetteville and especially the University of Arkansas in the very well deserved MST3K episode #1006: Boggy Creek 2: And the Legend Continues. Every other part of the state has a familiar Deliverance feel about it according to Pierce.

I originally thought I’d be able to really tear this movie apart. After watching it, it wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be. But, that still isn’t a very good thing. An easy way to tell who the re-enactors are the ones who talk about hunting seeing the Creature. Anyone who was in a Creature attack was an actor. A lot of them came across as just rural folk. No one really seemed to be a redneck, etc…And, that is a pretty incredible accomplishment to not portray small town Southerners as inbred white trash. Put a camera in a small town and you want to make everyone seem well like the people portrayed in Boggy Creek 2: And the Legend Continues.

I wish I could say something about how the actors did a good job. But, that’d be a lie. The attack on the trailer and the house show how bad the actors are. Or at least, how they didn’t have anything to work with. “Act hysterical” isn’t a very good direction for actors.

Staging re-enactments and trying to find some better than a guy out hunting and not shooting can be hard. The movie almost seems like it’s in two parts as they try to make the Creature seem dangerous to make the film more interesting. Think about how Signs had a family trapped in a house and compare that with the last segment here. Granted this is supposed to be a re-enactment not fiction, but the Creature is misunderstood until the end where it turns violent. Never thought Charles B. Pierce would ever be compared with M. Night Shamalan.

A good portion just consists of locals that have seen the Creature. While not action packed, it comes across like some Unexplained Mystery type show on the Discovery Channel. But, then realizing that wasn't very action packed, they spring the Creature attacks on the end. And the Creature attacks are so bad, I was hoping the Creature would eat these people. All of the believability or at least the locals who have seen the Creature being spotted is thrown out thewindow. Not one of the Creature attack segements has anyone re-enacting them.

The Creature from Boggy Creek...Imagine just some guy wearing a hairy gorilla costume. That'd be it. There weren't any shots that were very close to the Creature except for when you'd see the furrry paw strike near the end. The costume wasn't bad for the most part when the Creature is distance away from the re-enactors. And every sighting was near dark, too, which helped make up for the lack of a decent Creature costume.

TitleYear Released
Legend of Boggy Creek 1975
Return to Boggy Creek 1977
Boggy Creek II : The Legend Continues
Barbaric Beast of Boggy Breek 2
Boggy Creek 2
Legend of Boggy Creek 2
1985, 1989

I thought the sequence of Boggy Creek movies should be mentioned. Legend of Boggy Creek was popular enough to spawn multiple sequels. The Third movie is almost universally numbered as "2". Various sources had listed Boggy Creek 2 as released in 1985 but found a source stating 1989. Actually, it was filmed in 1983 and not released until 1985.

I'm not going to question whether or not the Creature exists or not. The Pacific Northwest among other locations has seen many reports of a Sasquatch, Yeti, etc...The idea of it existing in Southern Arkansas isn't that ridicuolus. Actually, in the northern part of Arkansas, there is supposedly exists the White River monster, a Loch Ness monster-type of creature. The Arkansas Legislature has passed legislation concerning the protection of the White River Monster. But, that's neither here not there.



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Quotable Dialogue

"What kind of thing can pick up 2 200 pound hogs and walk away with them?"
"She’s been feelin’ poorly lately."
"A panther living under the house."


Morals of the Story

Re-enactments are real.
Southern accents can cut through glass.
Vicks Vapor Rub will sponsor anything
Actors are recycled for different re-enactments.
People sleep with every light in their house on.