Plot:
Two janitors enter a secret lab prowling about. That automatically makes them evil. They copy some top secret documents when the alarm sounds. The security
guards chase after our espionage minded custodial engineers. The janitors finally are able to kill the guards and escape.
The credits roll as we see a computer generated chess game being played.
Great computer graphics of a chess board...
Morning at a typical suburban home, Lance awakens. Grabbing his spy glasses, he thinks an enemy agent is about to attack him. His little brother tackles him
and Greco-styled wrestling ensues. Quickly, Lance gains the upper hand.
Little brother runs off, letting the air out of Lance’s scooter. Mom tries calling Lance to breakfast. But, he’s so cool to not eat with his family. Is this to show how
wily he is by skulking away? Finding the scooter’s flat, he takes his little brothers bike as more cheezy spy narration ensues.
Mom chases after Lance who manages to escape.
Lance gets to spy headquarters. Pamela the boss is pleased that the summer intern program is working so well.
Lance keeps having spy fantasies about meeting chicks in Paris.
John Rhys-Davies is met by Cashpot and Rhonda. An international report to protect the environment will cause the international consortium to lose
profits. Cashpot is hired to create a computer virus to make the scientist disappear.
Cashpot takes John Rhys-Davies to a video arcade wired into his computer system. John Rhys-Davies tries a driving game. This game is a car with a video
screen in front of it. The brakes don’t work. Each crash batters him even more before finally he is killed.
Lance is running errands at the agency. Trout has forgotten to send an important package to Weinberg in Los Angeles. He has Lance deliver it.
Stock footage of a plane landing is followed by stock beach footage with bad generic rock blaring tortures us.
Tyler and Rhonda, Cashpot’s hench people, are disguised as priest and a nun. They meet Weinberg, demanding the FFA security keycard. Lance delivers the
package and is passed the keycard. Tyler threatens Weinberg after Lance leaves.
Outside of the building, Lance discovers the keycard and heads back to return it.
Rhonda pulls a gun on Weinberg. She realizes the delivery boy has the keycard. Tyler shoots Weinberg and his secretary. Lance manages to escape from the
nefarious pair.
At a drive-in with roller skating car hops, Tyler tips Melinda. Rhonda is finding out about Lance.
Lance contacts Trout who doubts everything the kid says.
Cashpot is working on the virus. He learns Lance has the keycard. The plan will continue.
That night, at Lance’s hotel, he is about to take a shower when we are saved by the delivery of room service. Suddenly, Tyler and Bruiser break into the
room. Lance is hiding. Tyler asks for the keycard. A cheap stunt later, Lance is battling the henchmen with a pillow. Would a pillow biter reference be
appropriate?
Rhonda leaves the limo and heads upstairs. Tyler gets the keycard from Lance who is thrown out the window. He manages to climb back inside and retake
the keycard. Rhonda gets to the room finding the unconscious Tyler and Bruiser.
Lance drives off in the limo.
A cruising Corey Haim on a stock night driving in Hollywood ensues with bad generic rock.
The next morning, Lance awakens in the limo at a parking garage.
Rhonda has hired a group of inline skating tough youths to attack Lance. We’re coasting into territory of the Prayer of the Rollerboys.
Prayer of the Rollerboys: The Quickening
Lance discovers a bag of money in the back of the limo. He leaves the limo and suddenly is surrounded by the hockey stick wielding inline skaters. Lance
climbs down the parking garage onto a car that is driving off. The skaters are in hot pursuit. High sticking ensues.
Lance runs into Melinda (remember her from the drive-in 15 minutes ago?). She pushes him away in a shopping cart as the inline skaters chase them. Lance
keeps throwing Melinda’s groceries at the skaters.
Melinda and Lance have found a hiding place but the inline skaters are close by. Lance turns a super soaker into a flamethrower. We get to see the skaters
crash for about the 147th time. Lance and Melinda escape them. Farewell, inline skaters perhaps you could battle the Solarbabies next….
Finally, Lance and Melinda have time to introduce themselves to each other. Lance gives her some money for her trouble. Melinda wants to know what is
going on. A sickly vaguely-romantic instrumental ensues.
They head to the zoo for the meeting Lance learned of.
Those fashions couldn't have ever been considered popular...
Searching for the contact, they find a dead man who had a thumb severed. A man is following our
teenage heroes. It is Trout.
Bruiser, Tyler, and various other disposable henchmen are patrolling the zoo searching for Lance and Melinda.
Call the Crocodile Hunter to save me....
Trout who claims to be zoo security stalls Tyler. They get picked up by a limo.
Lance begins explaining what is happening. Lame romance is stopped by the chauffer Rhonda who uses a dart gun to knock the teens unconscious.
Trout calls Pamela. Things are to be handled quietly.
At Cashpot’s mansion, the virus is being developed. Lance and Melinda awaken in the dungeon.
Observers from the consortium have delivered the down payment to Cashpot. Lance and Melinda are brought to meet the criminal mastermind. This is the big
scene to explain the plan to our hero. A computer virus will cause the plane carrying the environmental scientists to crash. Apparently, the virus will cause other
planes to crash, too. But, Cashpot doesn’t care about innocent lives. Actually, there is another big flaw in this evil plan. Is there only one copy of this environmental
report?
Lance and Melinda are taken to Murderworld; opps have to any Marvel Comics Arcade reference I get. Lance is to play a game to guide a mummy through a
pyramid. Razor sharp blades on pendulums are swinging around him. Melinda is returned to the dungeon.
Cashpot continues to ready the virus.
Each level of the game Lance is playing has that danger he must contend with too. A lowering ceiling with spikes is the next danger.
Cashpot uses the keycard to initiate the virus.
Lance must deal with poisonous gas.
Bruiser comes into the dungeon hoping Melinda might need a little companionship. She can wait for Scott Baio or even Willy Ames to rescue her. She knocks
Bruiser out with a shovel and escapes.
Melinda manages to rescue Lance from the poisonous gas. Good thing this movie was filmed in smell-a-vision.
In the control room, the plane’s computer is overridden. Somehow, they lose contact with the plane. Lance is destroying the satellite uplink. The consortium
observers are getting distraught over how things are falling apart. Cashpot begins his backup plan.
Lance and Melinda are running from the henchmen. Tyler finally catches up with them. But, they are able to get the drop on him and lock themselves into
Murderworld. Lance activates the chess game to gain access to Cashpot’s computer system.
The virus is still being transmitted.
Lance accesses the main system. Cashpot discovers Lance is using the system. The virus may backfire into Cashpot’s system unless they get rid of
Lance. Apparently, each move transfers the virus to the opponent. Lance quickly has Cashpot in check. The system is now infected. Though, I’m not sure how
a computer in a mansion can crash into the ocean.
Trout and several other agents are outside the estate.
Cashpot, Rhonda, and consortium observers run off. The agents get in a gun battle with the henchmen.
Cashpot and Rhonda are able to escape in the helicopter.
Trout is looking for Lance and Melinda. The agents capture everyone except Cashpot and Rhonda.
While Trout is searching for Lance, he spots Lance suckin’ face with Melinda on a monitor. More than that, apparently, the virus has been sent to the
helicopter.
Rhonda and Cashpot are panicking before crashing.
Lance and Melinda leave the estate as a crappy rock love song assaults us.
