Plot:
A temple is swarmed by a Flock of Ninjas (great name for a band…) Jumping around searching through a library and copy a certain scroll. A group of monks
discover them. S sword and kung fu fight ensues. We get some old school fighting, jumping, and sword whooshing sounds.
Elder monks are meditating. They finally allow Ching “lord of the Sword” Wan to go and join the fray. Grabbing his sword he flies backwards. Yes, martial arts
give you superpowers. Ching fights the ninjas. The ninjas hide the scroll and are then surrounded by a group of kung fu monks. The ninjas exercise the better part
of valor. They use their rocket packs to fly to a monk grab him then explode.
Elder monks feel the loss of life is a terrible waste. Ching admires the ninjas’ dedication. Ching seeks permission to compete in a duel to determine the best
fighter in China and Japan. He is granted their permission to compete.
Kenji the traveler heads to the temple. Greeted by the monks, he is given a tour of the temple. Kenji is Japanese and he extols the virtues of Japanese martial
arts as compared to Shaolin Kung Fu. Kenji even tries to provoke a fight with one of the monk. Ching Wan interrupts the fight. He learns his opponent Hashimoto
Kada is ready for the duel.
Ching Wan talks with the fighter monk. Ching wants to be known as the best fighter by defeating this Hashimoto. Before the duel, Ching will visit his master.
Elsewhere, Japanese fighters stand guard. Hashimoto pays respect to the General. Hashimoto must win for the respect of his country. He has been given
permission to wield a highly honored sword. Hashimoto and several ninjas are meditating.
Kenji has the sacred scroll.
We get a Japanese party, ninja style. Chugging saki. Groggin’, revelin’, wenchin’, and rummin’. They keep toasting Hashimoto. A few drinks later, he
leaves. Demon masked samurai attacks. A fight ensues. Apparently, the Demon masked Samurai can teleport. Hash fatally wounds him before learning it was his
master. The dying master wants Hash to win for the glory of their school and has him recite the warrior code which sounds a lot like Streetfighter’s dad’s code. Kill
all who oppose you, etc…
David Bowie had some wild costumes in the early 80s..
Later, Hashimoto is meditating to prepare for the battle. I’m hearing an oriental version of the Gone with the Wind theme. He heads off.
Ching is in the forest and meets his odiously comedic Kung Fu master and bird named “Dragon.” Master sent Ching with the monks to study. Apparently, Ching
isn’t happy to fight the duel, doing it for the Master’s pride. Master promptly disowns Ching. Master runs into a few trees. Ching leaves promising to win the
duel. This is part of Master’s plan to motivate Ching.
In the city, a parade and festival are being held. The residents aren’t too happy with the Japanese who are present. Ching arrives in the city. The duel sends
very few invitations out. Some of Japanese fighters are angered by a puppet show about the duel which mocks Hashimoto. The puppeteer is killed. Shan (we’re not
supposed to realize she’s a girl) flies in and kills the Japanese that killed the puppeteer. Shan warns Ching how swords bring trouble.
Oriental Gone with the Wind music plays as Hashimoto trudges on. Shan rides past him, demanding to fight. She attacks him. He dodges her blows for
a while before drawing his sword. Hashimoto walks off, saying warriors don’t fight women. Later, he has made camp when Kenji finds him. Kenji has been ordered
to accompany him to the duel.
Shan is at a beach when she sees a Flock of ninjas arrive by sea. We get synchronized ninja digging. They recover the scroll that was hidden earlier. Shan is
discovered and attacked by the ninjas. Ching arrives to the rescue. The ninjas shoot smoke bottle rockets and vanish.
Ching bandages Shan’s wound. He is impressed by her fighting skills. When he asks about her disguising herself as a man, she storms away.
Ching heads on to Holy Sword House. There he meets Hashimoto. Kenji introduces Shan as Master Han’s son?!? No way could she be mistaken for a
dude. Dude looks like a lady. Hashimoto and Ching have met her but don’t mention it. Shan takes them to meet her father, Master Han who is fishing on his
boat. Some super kung fu water ski fu later, both are on the boat talking with Master Han.
They are shown the Rock. The tribute where every fighter’s name is carved Ching doesn’t think the fight has to be to the death. Hashimoto disagrees. For some
reason Han’s school can’t compete in the duel anymore.
Fighter monk is in a field when the ground starts shaking. It’s Gojira!!! Actually, a giant ninja,
David versus the NINJA GOLIATH
who breaks into several regular sized ninjas. Fighter monk has to contend with digger ninjas and above ground ones, too. Several ninjas teleport away. Somehow
a couple of ninjas are of the naked chick variety which automatically allows them to trap Fighter monk.
Ching and Hashimoto visit the graves of fallen duelists. Ninjas attack them. Several headstones explode. They search for the pesky ninjas. Hashimoto is fighting
a ninja who escapes him. Hashimoto tries following him but eventually loses him. We see the ninja is in fact Kenji.
Ching is talking with Shan. He’s all Rico Suavay about how graceful she is. Shan dressed as a man so she could fight. Master Han spies from afar.
Later, Shan talks with her father. Han has some anger issues how Shaolin has supplanted Holy Sword House as the premier martial arts school in China. He is
angry that Shan is casting eyes at Ching.
Blue hair guy is walking and followed by 3 kite riding ninjas!!! Ninjas have an air force.
I am an airborne NINJA!!!
Blue hair fights to the extent of his abilities after they land. Soon a fleet of kite flying ninjas approach.
Han has a dinner for the duelists. We get some backbiting insults at the table. See a string lowered from the ceiling, a drop of poison slides down it into Ching’s
drink. Shan flies to the ceiling. Lost track of why Ching doesn’t drink it.
Hashimoto follows Kenji outside. Ninjas are all around. Hashimoto is disgusted by Kenji’s actions. He learns Kenji has been placed in charge by the Shogun to
do whatever is necessary for him to win. Hashimoto is just a diversion. China’s best fighters will be kidnapped. Master Han kills Ching. Hen, Hashimoto loses to
Shan. Once Japan learns Kung Fu, they will rule China. Hashimoto can’t believe all of this. Kenji and his ninjas leave.
Ching pays another visit to the tunnel when Shan arrives. She asks why the fight is so important. She wants him to quit the duel which he won’t do. Ching
leaves.
On the beach, Hashimoto is meditating when Ching pays him a visit. The fight is the next day. Hashimoto won’t yield. Oriental Gone with the Wind theme
plays again. Ching has a gut feeling the fight won’t be fair but trust Hashimoto, who insures the fight will be fair.
Ching spots several flying box carrying ninjas. He Tarzans through the trees after them. Ninjas head to the Holy Sword House. Ching finds Han with his legs
cut off.
How did you cut both legs off with a pocketknife?
Han wants Ching to watch over Shan. She’s fighting ninjas at this point. Ching falls through a trapdoor and is captured in a net. He sees several Chinese
fighters that are trapped in a giant spider web.
Han hobbles on crutches to mock Ching. Han was born without legs…Shan will defeat Hashimoto and restore the family honor.
Hashimoto asks Shan where Ching is. He vows to kill her in the duel for being a traitor.
Han and Kenji discuss the arrangements. The fighters will be taken to Japan. Kenji will take care of Hashimoto. Shan overhears part of the scheme and won’t
fight in the duel. This plan will dishonor the family forever. Shan refuses to betray China like her father.
Shan rushes to free Ching. They search for the antidote to the poison incapacitating the fighters. Han attacks Ching. Shan tries holding Han off. She tries
convincing her father into not aiding the Japanese plan. Gone with the Windtheme plays again. Han doesn’t care whatever China thinks after turning their
back on him.
Ching finds the fighters are gone. Ninjas are carrying them away. Elsewhere, Hashimoto stops the caravan led by Kenji. Hashimoto wants to fight Ching. Ninjas
attack him. Hashimoto must fight the cunning Kenji.
Ching catches up to the boxes containing the fighters. Suddenly, a flock of ninjas attack him. Ninjas are exploding into leaves. Ching dodges salvoes of throwing
stars thrown at him.
Hash battles Kenji while Ching is fighting schools of ninjas.
Kenji loses an arm. Hashimoto decapitates Kenji who curses him before exploding.
Kids, do not try this at home....
Ching rechecks on the fighters as Hashimoto watches. Fighter monk is escorted by Ching. Hashimoto demands to fight. Ching refuses after so many have
died. Hashimoto has a hard time accepting no. He kills the monk.
On a rocky cliff overlooking the sea, Hashimoto and Ching will duel. Sword fighting and flying through the air ensues. Both have been injured at several
points. They fall off the cliff. Ching holds onto Hashimoto to keep him from falling. They make it to safety. Hashimoto stabs himself to even the injury he gave to
Ching.
They charge each other one final time, Ching loses several fingers. And, Hashimoto is wounded. He stabs his sword through his foot to keep standing as Ching
walks off.