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Volume 2  Number 5  |  All Alien News, All The Time  |  Summer 2002
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Find all your alien news needs here. Alien Net News, Aliens Posing As Celebrities, and Warnings about Aliens : Alien Encounters, Aliens Vs Earth, and Random Warnings


Summer Issue

Alien Net News features alien news from May - Aug 2002. [updated]

Alien Celebrities features a brief report on Alien Celebrity Babies.

The Alien Solution


Top Stories In Brief

Earth may be destroyed before aliens can invade
EARTH—Humans seem to destroying the Earth faster than expected. The planet was beheld as a jewel of the universe becauce of its abundant natural resources. According to intergalactic law, no alien race may invade or colonize a planet before the indiginous sentient species has a chance to defend itself—a Stage 3 planet. However, there is a loop hole due to destruction of the planet by its population. The Galactic Regents have declared the Earth to be a Stage 2 planet. Any and all alien races looking to take over, colonize, or destroy the planet, better do it soon.

Alien Art Market Declines
EARTH— It seems that human fickle needs have caused the Alien Art Market drop to rock bottom. Humans no longer find Alien Landscapes quaint. The new fad are American Western Frontier from sidewalk vendors.

Picture of the Month



APOD: Alien Homewords Across the Spectrum




APOD: Alien Plans for Planet Earth



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The Science Fiction Cookbook
Find out how to cook alien species and more.

Alien Ice Picktures Presents The Web Adventures of Mulder and Scully
A truly evil site featuring X-Files action figures acting out new classics like Eggplant 9 from Outer Space and Xenaphilia.

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Updated:  Aug 12, 2002
Updated:  Jul 17, 2002
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