Alien Babies Humans Used to Spawn Alien Babies is at an All Time Low EARTH—Apparently Cross-breeding Aliens and Humans has not met with the High Breeding standards for continuing a species. All half breeds have been taken to special alien run institutions to keep them out of human and alien populations. All upcoming births will be taking heed of the new breeding experiment protocols set by Pan Galatic Sub-Species Medical Board.

Alien Celebrities The Red Carpet Hides the Alien Slime HOLLYWOOD, EARTH—Many humans wondered why big Hollywood Galas with lots of Hollywood Celebs have a red carpet to walk on. Why not yellow, green, blue, mauve, etc.? Well the answer is simple, most celebs, especially Hollywood celebs are aliens in disguise. While they have very elaborate and ornate human costume disguises, the slime can still be a problem. The red carpet hides and absorbs the slime and keeps anyone from slipping.

Aliens in the Media Travolta's Alien Nature [Could the actor really be an alien?] The FBI Files of Celebrities and Famous People of the 20th Century [Celebrities thought to associate with aliens?] May 19, 2002 : Valerie Harper Says SAG President Is An Alien [Screen Actors Guild alien associations reveiled.] Partial List of Alien Celebrities, or celebrities with some amount of Alien DNA in their genes [Some humans want to believe so much.] American Alien Entertainment [Aliens warp young impressionable humans.] Alien Posters [Alien worshiping via pop culture.]

Alien Parties Earth Holidays brings the Aliens Home EARTH—For the next six months, there will be an Earth Holiday celebrated somewhere on Earth. More or less families gather on these holidays. At this time Aliens are preparing to replace relatives with aliens for study purposes and colonization development. Specific high profile families will be targeted first. Humans shouldn't be able to tell the difference. If any do, they will be brain washed and experimented on for an undeterminable amount of time. No failure will be recorded; the alien replacement experiments will continue again. Celebrities, Aliens and Rock and Roll at AlienStock   [At times, aliens do like to party with humans.]